Daily Tweets

• 13:24 #shutup pepcid. why does the fast food worker on ur tv ad ask if u want it to burn now or later? what do they intend to do with the info? #
• 18:23 just gave my cats monthly dose of lufenuron. put in their food, it interrupts their fleas reproduction cycle, fleas eventually disappear #
• 18:43 #shutup plavix! blood clotting is actually a good thing. it's what stops a cut from bleeding you to death #
• 18:55 #shutup fiber one! fiber has absolutely nothing to do with losing weight! #
• 18:59 katie couric is ok as an anchorwoman, but i'm looking forward to diane sawyer taking over on abc news #
• 19:03 @bernmack68 what r u asking? do u think fiber *does* have something to do w/losing weight? #
• 19:30 @TabyCat74 hi, taby. how's it going? #
• 20:09 i am doing ok. my fave tv shows are "ghost whisperer" and "medium" and reruns of each are both on right now! so i'm a little distracted #
• 20:12 the biggest mistake god made when creating us is having us breath and swallow thru the same pipe. i choke frequently, sometimes bad #
• 20:15 @sheena1204 your boobs are "big ass"? #
• 20:27 @Monicks hi monica, how's it going? #
• 20:41 RT @naontiotami: I learned that Knowing is terrible, terrible film. ¶did u learn that by watching it? #
• 20:44 a ghost on "ghost whisperer" just said 1 of my mottos: if it was easy, anyone could do it. #
• 20:54 every soap i've ever watched has been cancelled: another world, another world somerset, santa barbara, guiding light #
• 20:59 @TabyCat74 the younger capwell daughter was played by robin wright. i had a mancrush on lane davies, the guy that played mason c apwell #
• 21:01 @qualityhilljoy long time for me too, i havent watched soaps since a fire at home in 1986 broke my habit #
• 21:04 @TabyCat74 she was so sweet! i still have a couple dozen episodes of santa babbler on video tape! #
• 21:05 @TabyCat74 remember gina capwell, the scheming bitch? #
• 21:10 @TabyCat74 i save everything! i should be on that tv show "hoarders" #
• 21:11 @TabyCat74 i called long distance and ordered you a pizza #
• 21:16 RT @TabyCat74: @DyNama Do you need an intervention, Norm? ¶yes, probably. theres no room 4 u in my house so we'll have 2 do it @ ur house! #
• 21:19 @qualityhilljoy it was a lifechanger. got home from work at 6, by 7 my house was burned and i needed a place to stay #
• 21:22 @TabyCat74 that's a long drive, u'll be starved to death & it'll be ice cold before i can get it there #
• 21:29 @qualityhilljoy it's a major event in my life. 24yrs ago and it still affects me . i'm ok, tho, thanx #
• 21:31 @TabyCat74 sorry, hun, but "medium" is on! #
• 21:41 @Monicks doing ok, big tv night for me. Egészségetekre (that's "cheers" in hungarian) #
• 22:01 @TabyCat74 there, medium is over. what were we saying? #
• 22:05 tonight's medium was the season-ender for nbc, which left our heroine in a coma! nbc then cancelled the show! luckily cbs picked it up #
• 22:08 joule.marnanel.org/ used to tell me about who's following me but the website is down :( #
• 22:12 @TabyCat74 sorry to let u down, especially when ur so hungry #
• 22:14 @TabyCat74 after u've had something to eat? #
• 22:16 @JunePlumm teeth actually aren't supposed to be white, there supposed to be ivory #
• 22:18 @TabyCat74 i think i'm going to write a story, called "Feeding Taby" #
• 22:27 @TabyCat74 what's an aphrodisical food? artichoke hearts & lots of butter? cinnamon toast crunch? #
• 22:31 @QualityHillJoy nitey nite #
• 22:33 joule.marnanel.org/ used to tell me about who's following me but the website is down :( @joulestats #
• 22:45 if all the weight i've lost had stayed off, i'd weigh nothing #
• 23:11 @Kunsthure i'll try @tless, thanx! #
• 23:26 what i've referred to as The Missing White Girl of the Week actually has a page on wikipedia is.gd/3r51Z #
• 23:34 @Kunsthure www.onelook.com has a reverse dictionary #
• 23:43 RT @MzStarrBurst: grandpa is topless and I'm not sure how I feel about that....do men always sleep topless??? ¶unless it's cold #
• 23:48 @venuseswilliams twitpic.com/i970x - nice. chopsticks, eh? #
• 00:27 #shutup anthem! seeing somebody working out or "eating healthy" does not inspire ppl 2 do the same, mostly cuz neither is fun #
• 00:41 @Jamberta cereal, cocoa, crackerjacks, creamhorns? #
• 00:44 @Jamberta you bet! even wal-mart has them #
• 00:50 @SavvySally6 believe it! #
• 02:43 why do so many of the ppl i follow now have their updates locked? #

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