Daily Tweets

• 11:59 i've picked the dates for my florida vacation! "experts" on tv say i shouldn't tell twitter cuz anybody out there will know when they... #
• 12:01 can break into my house :( but i want to twitter on my trip. if u all promise not to come over and steal my stuff, i'll keep on tweeting #
• 12:02 actually my house is so full of junk, it'd take a hardy burglar to not run screaming! yes i could be on that tv show Hoarders! #
• 12:03 or so i've heard. i can't watch Hoarders cuz it cuts too close to the bone #
• 14:01 @Irishamy76 i always presume women get cheated in divorce cuz her support ive role egts undervalued #
• 14:15 @Irishamy76 u were that eager to get rid of him? #
• 14:56 "I can swear there ain't no heaven, but I pray there ain't no hell"--Blood Sweat & Tears #
• 16:19 RT @SusanneUre: Author denied honor. Some pols believed she "encouraged witchcraft" bit.ly/mb3Vc ¶she did tho, didnt she? #
• 16:22 RT @fippletwith: Where's @Plushe gone to? #atheists ¶just wondering that myself #
• 16:46 @atheistcrow and soap opera writers, viz Luk e and Laura! #
• 17:53 RT @NeuroPunk: Jesus walks into an Inn hands the innkeeper 3 nails & says can you put me up for the night!?!? #blasphemyday ¶ LOL! #
• 18:14 RT @Monicks: GRATITUDE for RTs and laughs ¶no, thank you! #
• 22:48 RT @jonesy_: Dear @CuriousEm and @biblet_bum - hope you're both alright, have been missing your witty tweets! ¶i just missed them myself #
• 23:55 #thingsihate i HATE hearing who the celebrity voices are of cartoon characters. that's not acting. anyone can do cartoon voices #
• 00:00 so 3 #atheists i have chatted with are MIA: @cherokee_autumn @CuriousEm and @Plushe, hope it's not something i said #

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