Daily Tweets

• 00:17 Apple is replacing the [iPhone] outer [philips] screws with a mysterious [exclusive] tamper-resistant "pentalobular" screw #
• 07:54 #NancyGrace is having "Find 50 Missing Ppl in 50 days" on @HLNTV. how many has she found so far? #
• 07:58 RT @ATLjackie: @JoeNBC "teaching to the test" is a stupid way to teach/learn. It focuses on teachers not losing instead of the kids. #
• 08:05 @skinnyblackgirl wet ass hair? #
• 08:37 watched a bit of Totally Nude Aerobics. i dont think they know what aerobics is #
• 09:03 ok, @twiter4biziness [sic] unfollowed me. i'll allow misspelling "business" but there's no good reason to misspell "twitter" #
• 09:05 my mom can't provide me w/a birth certificate, but i'm still fairly sure she's my birth mother #
• 10:49 cuz i missed breakfast yesterday (@ McDonald's) 4sq.com/gYv9qN #
• 10:51 wild cabbage is ancestor to 5 common vegetables of today: domestic cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kohlrabi, & brussel sprouts #
• 11:11 Texas' supply of an execution drug expires in March before the next sched execution, &! they dont know if they can get fresh drugs in time #
• 11:17 1 of the McDonalds gang upset about a crowd of black foreigners who "took over" the other day. he's talking about them again #
• 11:19 he's championing the intolerance of the loggers in a neighboring town! "they'd've been run outta town in B---." #
• 11:22 now he's making fun of their foreign language #
• 11:23 he's saying "immigrants are ruining this country...like unions, OSHA, EPA, social security..." &c #
• 11:31 @dazzleeyes i'll bet, lol. they were immigrants too! #
• 15:25 @celtfiddler i just cant be that extravagant. i'd be throwing away bottles 2/3 full. bottle says discard if cloudy & i do watch for that. #
• 15:26 i wonder how many men under the age of 45 own and use a shoe horn #
• 15:36 @celtfiddler besides, i'm not convinced that expiration dates are anything more than marketing #
• 15:37 @celtfiddler …especially now w/ad campaigns to replace mattresses every 8yrs! that i'm nearly positive is just marketing #
• 15:42 @WongoWoman au ditioning for #AmericanIdol? #
• 20:32 @Merrov Castle is new, and he and Beckett kiss!! #
• 21:34 95% of Americans aren't getting enough whole grain! that's almost everyone! #
• 21:57 @octoberthehotti yeah, next they'll be putting it in chocolate bars! #
• 22:14 in real life, cops would never get to work on the case of a loved one #Castle #

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