Daily Tweets

• 23:08 157 banks failed in 2010. 23 have failed so far in 2011. #
• 00:07 where'd this ridiculous notion that fiber makes one feel full come from? if that were true, dieters would be chowing down on metamucil #
• 00:08 my poppa disapproved, my momma boo-hooed #
• 04:03 i luv Forensic Files, but i'm dubious about some forensic evidence. this ep i just watched matched a suspect's foot w/the inside of shoes #
• 04:05 sometimes i think we've got "fingerprintitis", thinking that every foot is unique too, or every tool leaves unique marks #
• 14:54 @lwdgrfx aw, you unfollowed me #
• 15:02 dont like what i tweet? unfollow me! but i really hope you dont. i'll miss you. #
• 15:05 i had never actually heard of #ITV's Midsomer Murders until this year, it's 13th season! it's a pretty good police procedural mystery #
• 15:06 i will do my best to avoid watching a single minute of #Oscars, tho i may keep up w/tweets about it #
• 15:08 @QuackityQ how's it going, QQ? is #Maine quieter w/o @Breathless74? #
• 15:1! 1 @QuackityQ i luv ann e hathaway (tho i havent seen any of her movies), i just dont like awards shows #
• 15:12 @lwdgrfx cool #
• 15:13 @QuackityQ has Taby left twitter completely or did i misspell @Breathless74? ←says "no such user" #
• 15:32 @QuackityQ that is the only reason i ever watch any of the awards shows! nowadays i check out the pictures afterwards #
• 15:38 "@wickedlibrarian: I went to the post office and forgot to Foursquare it. My life is ruined." lol #
• 15:40 @wickedlibrarian it's not too late. if u go to #4sq on ur mobile browser, it takes ur word for where u are #
• 15:46 @wickedlibrarian you really were there! so it's only technically cheating #
• 15:51 "@yesitismia: Underwear sucks." especially the edible kind #
• 15:53 @jennifurret just pick up somebody & tell him up front he's only temporary till u find a real one #
• 16:09 Speed B! ump: 2011-02-18: is.gd/YWmNfm comics .com #
• 16:12 @SagDec15 @stolenbliss sounds like my cats! deck.ly/~J9kWV #
• 16:25 #shutup #pom wonderful! #pomegranates "were declared to be an #aphrodisiac." hmmm, not by science. #
• 16:40 @InE_Flat not the vanilla wafers? yum! #
• 16:43 @InE_Flat oh i get it. u dont put sliced nanas on cereal or eat one straight while watching tv #
• 16:48 @InE_Flat my mom fr! equently puts ½ a banana on the plate when serving dinner, but i usually ask for the other ½ too #
• 16:50 @InE_Flat when i was young, she put mayonnaise on the banana! i guess i've outgrown that #
• 16:55 there have always been humans who lived to 80 or more, it's just ppl dying young that dragged down the average #
• 17:09 @BRIHYPE for fun? #
• 18:47 @Nickdrumr2 a review of the show mentioned the high body count–said the dialog of the show has even joked about it #
• 18:53 i got a headache the only ti me i have ever flown, asked the attendant for pain reliever. she looked shocked and practically ran away #
• 18:59 2 amish girls go to a porn theater just to see what the fuss was about. 1 says to the other "the man sitting next to me is masturbating."→ #
• 19:00 ←the other says "ooo, shalt we leave?" the 1st says, "we cant. he's using my hand." #
• 19:30 @andyroddick if ur IQ is really 148, u dont win cuz u didnt beat me by 2! #
• 20:58 I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro) 4sq.com/dPcsFP #
• 21:02 @Nickdrumr2 nearly every long-running show kills off family & friends of the star characters, so i've told my bro he better not get a tv sho #

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