Daily Tweets

• 02:07 we admire Ken Jennings for what he knows, but actually the more challenging, more human, part of his Jeopardy experience was his chat w/Alex #
• 09:06 vivid dreams woke me up at least 4 times during the night #
• 09:09 i presume i dream as much as everyone, i just dont usually notice or remember #
• 09:10 i dont remember anything about last night's dreams, just remember having them #
• 09:18 thanx for the #mustfollow! @Married_Witch91 #
• 09:23 yet another commercial showing a character swooning, 1 of the talking mini-wheats ! turned on by fruit-in-the-middle #
• 09:28 it is Notorious B.I.G. day, but i'm not sure i've ever heard any of his songs #
• 09:35 i dont have any evidence of #ChuckLorre's narcissism, but @CharlieSheen's narcissism is painfully obvious #
• 09:38 i dont generally watch movies, but i intend to especially boycott all new @CharlieSheen movies #
• 10:11 #abortion is legal. if it is against ur belief system, honor it, but ur beliefs, no one's beliefs, supercede the law in #America #
• 10:24 @reneehendricks you really like e-! cigarettes? #
• 10:27 #easter is the lowest impact of the pagan festivals co-opted by #christianity. i wouldnt even know when easter is if it werent on the news #
• 10:27 @reneehendricks i still smoke the old-fashioned kind but i'll check them out #
• 10:30 @reneehendricks should i try a disposable one first just to see if i like it? #
• 10:37 #LindsayLohan's suit is going nowhere. the fact is the photographer owns the rights, not the subject. can you say paparazzi? #
• 11:05 if you're getting advice from a book, that's not self-help, that's ! help. --George Carlin #
• 12:02 .@mrpennybags i dont worry about "chemicals", life is a chemical process. #
• 15:42 #shutup pediasure! it's pathetic to even suggest a kid is better off drinking a vitamin concoction rather than have a fast food meal #
• 16:01 [T]he philosophy underpinning the #obesity crusade has morphed into a policy menu riddled with pseudoscience, politically-correct…→ #
• 16:02 ← jargon, and intolerance of dissent and rational debate. #obesity #
• 16:29 when u comment on how much fatter we are! these days, are u saying u urself are much fatter or are u just feeli ng superior? #
• 16:32 @edhenrycnn what makes a good tie? i only own 1, have no idea whether it's a good one or not. @alivelshi #
• 16:35 @MissAnthropy15 far be it for me to ask an unfair question! #
• 16:36 @MissAnthropy15 i keep detecting elitism when ppl talk about the so-called obesity crisis. everyone's fatter but me. #
• 16:39 @MissAnthropy15 i can't, actually. i weigh the same as i did in 1980. in fact no one i know is significantly fatter in say the last de! cade #
• 16:41 @MissAnthropy15 that's kind of why i've taken up the issue. my BMI is 27 #
• 16:45 @MissAnthropy15 i'm just a skeptic. the louder ppl proclaim something, the more skeptical i become #
• 17:06 a UK tv listings service, @digiguide, just refused to fix the prgm that provides US paying customers with listings #
• 17:07 .@digiguide said the prgm is open source...fix it yourself :( #
• 17:10 @badwebsites better put the vodka first #
• 19:00 if god wanted the bible revised, he couldve changed it himself. that would only be a minor miracle #
• 20:28 @badwebsltes sure, i'm already following both @badwebsites and @badwebsltes #

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