Daily Tweets (Loudtwitter)

• 00:52 the Roots on @LateNightJimmy are a fantastic band but i find the music they play when a guest comes out irritating #
• 01:06 #Obama to all the #Republican #PresidentialHopefuls: Be careful what you wish for… #
• 01:42 i rarely have breadsticks with my pizza, cuz they are like pizza without toppings #
• 01:47 i pretty much have to read expressions and body language myself. i usually sneer when i hear someone else read them out loud. #
• 01:52 good point former lawyer for #CaseyAnthony made: if defendant takes stand, all the evidence means nothing, jury just evals defendant #
• 01:57 i think crystal & hef's engagement was purely a publicity stunt #
• 01:59 @HapppyTimes that's what the lady lawyer said, the whole case would come down to whether the jury likes/believes her #
• 02:00 my cable just cut out at exactly 2am #
• 02:05 i just checked, i think my cable tv bill is paid. i've got no channels at the mo #
• 03:41 #timewarner cable is still out, but it switched from snow to patterns about 0:50 ago #
• 05:29 cable is back on. i don't know! when cuz i was tuned to a pbs channel that went off the air #
• 05:29 i just watched 2 episodes of The Fugitive from 1965 #
• 05:40 the dog on the #Beneful commercial has his master well-trained. he plays w/the toy more than the dog does #
• 11:32 @davesib hadnt noticed, i have the #CaseyAnthony trial on #
• 11:38 @davesib all the channels seem to be there now #
• 11:39 @HapppyTimes i always wondered what's the rationale for not having the defendant testify #
• 12:24 @davesib hey, Barb, you have to refresh twitter every so often! #
• 12:34 dont do it! @RepWeiner dont resign! #
• 12:37 #CaseyAnthony trial: @Christi_Paul says on fb that the last video of #CayleeAnthony was shot 3 years ago today #
• 12:54 i never use the term "retarded" to refer to the "developmentally disabled", i save the word for idiots. sorry if u use a diff definition. #
• 14:02 @Taby74 it's like the "R-word" ("retarded") and the "G-word" ("gay") are jealous of the! "N-word"! #
• 14:10 Woman's Mostly Innocuous Tweet Gets Her Canned - MediaJobsDaily t.co/CkdAF0B via @mediajobsdaily #
• 16:07 i got 11 pcs of spam in just an hour. most is russian. i wish i could make a filter that deletes all email w/a russian subject line #
• 16:11 the guy that tells his wife he wants a #baskin/robins ice cream cake over baby monitor is a dope. did he think it wouldnt wake her? #
• 16:42 dogs have owners. cats have staff. #
• 16:52 i havent taken a drink of water & thought "yuck" since the sulfur water at summer camp #
• 17:25 the new study indicting television watching as a health risk is absolute nonsense! #
• 17:44 it just amazes me how micro- the ppl who were hippies in the 60s will go in micro-managing their children & grandchildren's lives #
• 19:15 it'd be more fun to turn spokeswoman Carly upside-down on the #TMobile commercial #
• 19:18 "u get what u pay for" is almost never true. the most expensive are rarely the best, the cheapest are rarely the worst #
• 19:27 ♥@CarlyFoulkes, the spokeswoman for #TMobile, makes her movie debut in a short called T! he Blanket. she's gorgeous but possibly too skinny #
• 19:44 Midnight In Paris ad: "u put on cologne to write?" yes i do! i put on cologne for everything! #
• 19:49 ♥@StephenColbert is 1 of the very few ppl on tv 2 actually eat! u watch, on sitcoms, dramas, &c, they act like they're going 2 eat but dont #
• 19:51 @Taby74 cuz they're too stoopid! #
• 19:53 @Taby74 a dirty blonde, eh? heh heh #
• 20:02 "reality" shows are a fraud. #Bachelors never get married, Top Models dont become top ! models, American Idols dont become stars #
• 20:10 my wallpaper at the mo is a pic of @MallikaSherawat wearing a wonderful silvery dress that looks like a dozen layers of saran wrap #
• 20:21 Chappelle's Show is actually pretty funny #
• 20:24 no, #lipton, not "u are what u tea", "u are what u pee" #
• 20:26 rap *is* singing, but in a monotone #
• 20:29 "I'm not even a huge LeBron fan..just don't get the vitriol."--@RichelleCarey ◊ agreed! #
• 21:56 #Ame! ricanExperience to have a 6-part prgm on Abraham & Mary Lincoln #P BS #
• 22:02 ok i'll try it. The Nine Lives of Chloe King #
• 22:12 what's up with the hashtag #cosign? #
• 22:50 sorry #nescafe #purelife but calorie math is actually garbage #
• 23:32 why is a #Cincinnati-based #restaurant called #PennStation? #
• 23:38 @ItsReeema i like the sound of "Sharema" myself. i also like the word Shalimar and a school near here called Chaminade. #
• 23:43 i know a woman named Leafee. her father's name was F! orrest. she was named after his mother. #
• 23:46 were those fake questions to #GOPdebate real answers on #JayLeno? #
• 23:49 don't resign @RepWeiner! #
• 23:51 "Agreed @Taby74: I hate this town and I can't wait to move."--@dausonlovi ¶ you just moved there! #
• 23:54 i wonder if daily-use #cialis would be a good alternative to blood pressure meds. low #BP & a boner, sounds #win-win! #

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