Daily Tweets

• 00:13 we are almost 20" above the usual amount of snow we get #
• 00:17 i find #hashtags irritating, especially when they are used to compile lists #thingsihate #
• 11:12 @tsum i have the beach boys 30-yr anniv 4-disk box set but it was disappointing. i only ripped the 1st 2 disks. dont have that song #
• 13:39 who would date a porn star & get jealous of her "work"? tho i hear it happens all the time #
• 13:51 @tsum don't see it on Good Vibrations: 30 Years of the Beach Boys. i thot this set was fairly comprehensive :( #
• 13:54 how can a porn star like Joclyn James get pregnant offscreen & continue to work? arent they all on the pill? #
• 14:18 #shutup e*trade! milkoholic? there's something wrong with feeding hungry babies? #
• 14:21 how the mighty have fallen. CNN/HLN should research Joslyn James' hospital records themselves rather than disclaim she didnt provide them #
• 16:19 @tsum the 1 baby said it like it was an insult. that has at least a subtle impact #
• 16:20 @ShortyMcStompy in fact, i never heard of cheerleaders wearing their uniforms except on days of pep rallies! #
• 16:26 @ShortyMcStompy what is that drink? Stroh's beer? #
• 16:39 how come Tiger having sex w/a porn star is cheating, but the porn star having sex w/co-stars isn't? #
• 18:28 hard cider in a can? i'd buy it if we had it here! RT @EmReturns: Strongbow cider...And Malteasers @shortymcstompy #
• 18:30 @ShortyMcStompy i'd never complain! i always say "thank god for cheerleaders!" #
• 18:32 @tsum that's exactly how i took it, and what nettl ed me is the notion that babies can overindulge #
• 18:36 @ShortyMcStompy my palette isnt discriminating enuf to judge beer. guinness is an acquired taste, the rest are ok, i have no favorite lager #
• 20:39 Melinda the Ghost Whisperer is fearless! she'll go anywhere at any time, even when she's glammed up & wearing heels #
• 20:44 @Jamberta i hate how parochial NBC's coverage was. if u weren't an American, u got very little air time. (i'm not watching) #
• 20:49 @Jamberta sure, it's not like it's happening in a bizarre time zone #
• 20:49 @skwirl42 have a nice evening #
• 20:59 woman wanted loving, husband says "cant. it's lent." she responds "to whom? and for how long?" #

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