Daily Tweets

• 00:53 @Taby74 i've only got a few pokes and i've ignored them. is one supposed to poke back? #
• 01:04 @TabooLaRossi @Taby74 physical pokes maybe, but these virtual pokes are just irritating #
• 01:15 @TabooLaRossi i signed up for twitter & facebook about the same time, but i went with twitter, hardly ever check facebook #
• 01:28 @TabooLaRossi flattery will get you everywhere! #
• 01:37 i didnt notice the lady in the light & fit yogurt commercials was Heidi Klum #
• 01:38 i must admit to liking the music in the Pristiq pharma commercial. i'm not sure what the drug is for #
• 01:40 @66Betty it is dumb, tho i admit to scraping yogurt containers with my finger too #
• 01:42 @66Betty sure do, i definitely don't suck the yogurt out of the container #
• 01:50 @Taby74 i always thot the lyrics were "your kiss is on my lips" #
• 01:51 who calls these stupid dating lines anyway? somebody must or they wouldnt be able to afford the hot women in the commercials #
• 01:56 @QuackityQ i suppose somebody might be deluded enuf to think those women are actually on those lines #
• 01:57 @QuackityQ actually nearly all marketing is an illusion #
• 02:02 @TabooLaRossi that doesnt make much sense w/the next line ("of the best things in life"), but sometimes lyrics don't make sense! #
• 02:07 @TabooLaRossi sure, what does "slip-sliding away" or "mcarthur's park is melting in the dark" mean anyway? #
• 02:08 @QuackityQ my brain is too lazy to ponder the difference betw illusion and delusion #
• 02:11 #shutup heidi klum! low-fat yogurt is not rich & delicious. in fact i think they lower the calories by adding water #
• 02:15 @TabooLaRossi if lyrics can possibly sound dirty, then that's what i hear #
• 02:19 @66Betty in Barry Glassner's book The Gospel of Food, he says yogurt made w/whole milk is an unbelievable sensual pleasure. i cant find any #
• 02:27 @66Betty i accidentally bought 1% milk the other day. my cats won't drink it! #
• 02:30 @TabooLaRossi these days so many songs actually are dirty. imagine "rhapsody in the rain" being banned back in 60s just cuz it implied it #
• 02:33 @66Betty i do all that + drink it plain, but more likely hot or cold w/chocolate syrup. chocolate syrup makes anything better! #
• 02:38 @TabooLaRossi ur avatar is a blank book, but u should change it if you're writing again, no? #
• 02:40 @TabooLaRossi suggestive lets u imagine it urself, which can be really good, but graphic is ok too! #
• 02:48 @TabooLaRossi ok then. the page represents each morning before anything has happened. like u say, symbolic #
• 02:52 i always thought Betty Rubble was hotter than Wilma #
• 03:01 is it possible for anyone to lift more weight than they weigh or does that violate a law of physics or mechanics? #
• 03:06 @66Betty this true crime show contends a 100# woman disposed of her husband's torso that weighed 150# #
• 03:09 @66Betty ur right, i just googled it, record weight lifts of 875lbs! #
• 03:10 @66Betty forensic files on tru.tv #
• 03:11 @66Betty she was found guilty of putting the torso in a suitcase, lifting it into her car, driving to a bridge, & throwing it over the rail #
• 03:13 #shutup power bar energy blast! what a stupid commercial! i suppose it's supposed to be funny #
• 04:18 i have what i thot was a snuggie/slanket knock-off that zips up the front, but either it is a stupid design or i cant figure it out #
• 09:41 i have a tire w/a slow leak but i havent been able to add any air since we got all this snow. my compresser would shut off #
• 09:44 i thot it was a frozen valve stem or something. yesterday i realized that the shutoff level had been accidently set lower #
• 09:44 it's funny i never thot to check that for the past 3wks. and pathetic #
• 11:58 who was it that complained here that their McDonalds doesnt serve biscuits & gravy like mine does? #
• 17:49 @tsum if we've never had a convo about it, it wasn't u. i tweeted a pic of my biscuits & gravy in a clearly marked McD container a while ago #
• 17:52 @tsum (& i dont recall it being u). McD wasted money on a nutrition flyer & i was just going to tweet that biscuits&gravy isn't listed in it #
• 17:54 the chief msg of nutrition today is Less tasty stuff, More awful stuff! Puritanism is alive & well! #
• 17:56 Daily Physics: water on ur hair absorbs the heat from the blow dryer. as soon as u feel the heat on ur skin, ur hair is dry #
• 18:01 @tsum i was introduced to biscuits & gravy at Wendy's, in the good ol' days when they served breakfast #
• 18:04 @tsum Wendy's gravy was spicy & it ruined me for everyone else's. even Bob Evans' tastes bland #
• 18:14 i once heard that only 6% of Germans owned a German flag before they hosted the Soccer (Football) tourney a few years ago #
• 18:16 current fave song: Sick Puppies - One of Us is Going Down #
• 18:21 @thewashed oh yeah, vitalism is big, even tho most ppl don't know the word #

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