Daily Tweets (Loudtwitter)

• 00:02 #PaulShaffer is an amazing musician but i occasionally get tired of his Satchmo-style singing #DaveLetterman #
• 00:10 "My husband killed himself. it's my fault. we were making love & i took the bag off my head..." --Joan Rivers #
• 00:50 all of them on #JimmyFallon sang "you're So Vain" w/ @LateNightJimmy singing like #MickJagger but he didnt sing it nor has Carly Simon... #
• 00:51 ...ever admitted the song was in fact about him. indeed, i thot it was about #WarrenBeatty @LateNightJimmy #
• 02:02 suzenjykomun #
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• 03:08 it's said that Earvin "Magic" Johnson would play a #Lakers game & then have sex w/1 or more women before the post-game press conference #
• 03:21 The Lakers Sex Talk Needs A Bit Of Context – Lakernoise t.co/KtWOsXy #
• 03:44 went to McDonalds after leaving Angie at the hospital. as i was going in, 3 Amish ladies were leaving #
• 03:45 i say they were Amish cuz they were wearing the long, somewhat dowdy dresses, and the hair bonnet thingy #
• 03:46 but something new to me: those ankle-length dresses were brightly colored! #
• 03:47 the other thing about these Amish yo ung ladies that was surprising: they were driving cars! #
• 03:54 @DeafAtheist maybe so but except for those 2 things, they looked like all the other Amish around here in SW Ohio #
• 12:57 Check this video out -- Overpopulation: The Making of a Myth t.co/BEfsjah via @youtube #
• 12:59 "Every family on earth could live together w/a yard in an area the size of Texas." Overpopulation is a myth t.co/BEfsjah via @youtube #
• 13:08 "As #prolife pushes to restrict women's choice, #GOP is dismantling the child welfare system: Head! start, WIC #prochoice"--@zetablu #
• 13:11 @DeafAtheist i've never seen the movie (i dont see many movies) but these were ordinary Amish-looking women except for the colors & cars #
• 13:15 @DeafAtheist but thanx for the ideas. i see on imdb The 19th Wife is about polygamy (i might've guessed that from the title) #
• 13:26 35% of #US home sales in March were cash -- @ChristineRomans #
• 13:48 The People vs. Goldman Sachs | Rolling Stone Politics t.co/fIQkJS6 via @rollingstone #
• 14:20 i can stand most co mmercials. at the moment i mute the #progressive insurance ads w/the mustache guy doing a sales pitch #
• 14:22 i also mute the idiot #cheerios ad w/the dad coaching his son in baseball and eating a bowl of cereal #
• 14:25 paying a resume-writing service? how does one pick a good one? how do they legitimize themselves? % of clients who get a job? #
• 14:26 @105Ross 1 or 2 of Flo's ads are cute, the rest are dumb. but i love the bump in her hairstyle! #
• 14:28 @105Ross but i'm more referring to the mustache guy who changes the subject to say progressive tells u what i! t's competitors charge #
• 14:50 most runway models ruin their look by not smiling. i have 10s of 1000s of pinup pictures but almost no pix from runways #
• 15:05 →@AlinaChoCNN← is a goddess! she always wears terrific high heels! #
• 15:11 →@AlinaChoCNN special "Fashion: Backstage Pass" should be a weekly show! (i used to watch Elsa Klensch back in the day) #
• 16:36 u know, #OsamaBinLaden is not using #JustForMen to color his beard. that color doesnt wash out, only gets trimmed off--but OBL didnt trim #
• 16:45 infomercials are ma sters of presenting worst case scenarios. i luv watching ppl on them be deliberately clumsy #
• 16:49 every election cycle, the news tells us the most important issue is the economy as if that's not *always* the most important issue #
• 16:51 @105Ross they're clever but Mayhem says "ur bargain insurance may not cover this" & i wonder if that's true #
• 18:09 walked uptown for inst cappuccino. their bathrooms were out of order so i rinsed my reusable cup out w/a little coffee #
• 19:24 @Nickdrumr2 i realized i wasnt following you somehow so i just refol! lowed you! i saw ur plea in facebook & noticed i hadnt seen ur argument #
• 19:40 #MaryHart is 61! she doesnt look it cuz she has long hair...and good genes #
• 20:07 last night the friend i took to the hospital yesterday "crashed" several times & has been careflighted to #cincinnati #
• 20:08 her daughter describes her as "unresponsive", said "it doesn't look good" #
• 20:17 @yourgirlnxtdoor she's survived "last rites" before! i'm hoping she pulls it off again #
• 20:20 ! @yourgirlnxtdoor Angi e. yeah, you have to have her name #
• 20:28 @yourgirlnxtdoor thank you! #
• 20:29 @yourgirlnxtdoor is it selfish of me to be thinking "i hope she recovers cuz i don't have that many friends"? #
• 20:37 @yourgirlnxtdoor of course that's it. i do care about her. she's 55, she's had lupus for 4 decades #
• 20:44 sloth RT @LeeLeePotatoes: Which of the seven sins do you commit the most? #
• 22:07 "pass these down! to ur brothers & make sure they get some" or in other words "pass these down", script vs. real life. #olivegarden ad #
• 22:18 only an idiot rent-a-cop could translate "either is correct" to "ur changing ur story" in the #att #atrix ad #
• 22:20 "@DyNama COLD BEER WORLD MEMBER I forgot !!!"--@Tim_in_CT ¶ what's that? #
• 22:23 @cherveny the ad intends for us to think of airport security, i was just being unspecific #
• 22:27 @Tim_in_CT is that a twitter list of urs? #
• 22 :29 @Tim_in_CT COLD BEER WORLD PRESIDENT, eh? #
• 22:31 "Yeah. My dogs a slore twitpic.com/4xs8rw"--@sassycass13 ◊ slore? #
• 22:32 @slackadjuster do xbox airs really come in colors, like purple? #
• 22:34 @sassycass13 ah, i shoulda known lol #
• 22:41 "What do you think of tonight's episode so far? #48Hours"--@48Hours ¶ so far, fascinating! #
• 22:44 "@RizingStar This guy is a monster. How do you show up at the parent's house after you kill their daughter? #48Hours"--@LEleanaJohnson #
• 22:52 "Cook County that is lame -- grow a pair and arrest his ass #48hours"--@TVNerd95 #
• 22:54 100% innocent? is it possible to be, say, 57% innocent? 48ours #
• 23:01 "#48Hours This still haunts all of us who grew up in Glenview and knew Trisha."--@Centre21 ¶ wow, my condolences #
• 23:02 @CherylGallion this #48hours was pretty disturbing @48Hours ! #
• 23:07 "@Dy Nama @48Hours Most of them are, I was living in LA when he was too-"--@CherylGallion ¶ wow! (tho i know LA is a big place) #

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