Daily Tweets (Loudtwitter)

• 00:01 there used to be bumperstickers that said "in case of #rapture, this car will be unoccupied." #
• 00:04 #DaveLetterman read an ad from one of my newspapers on #SmallTownNews! #
• 00:10 @Blak_Dynamite yeah, everyone who thinks they might be #rapture d ought to stay off the road 2mrro! #
• 00:15 .@KirstieAlley would be more appealing if she'd do something with her hair #
• 01:00 my friend Angie died 5 days after i saw her last. that's as close as i've come to death. i was that close, 5 days, once before too ! #
• 01:23 #TigerWoods' ex-wife bot a house in Florida for $12.5million…and then tore it down #
• 01:44 Despite what the critics claim, Massachusett's program for universal coverage is working - nyti.ms/jPAQg4 #
• 03:16 "The closets are now clean. Let the #rapture begin! #cleaningforjesus"--@Karoli #
• 03:51 in #Ohio, ppl do not automatically have grandparent rights. cases are decided one by one in the courts, in the best interest of the children #
• 04:36 i'm sure #ArnoldSchwarzenegger's maid is a nice lady but not on! e whom i'd choose to risk my marriage over #
• 04:38 RT @CrispySea: BIBLE = Big Irrelevant Book of Lies and Exaggerations←clever! #Bible #Atheism #Freedom #Rapture #
• 05:09 if u were disheveled and then u comb ur hair, are u now sheveled? #
• 13:39 when "medication" says it's "all natural" i immediately get skeptical. if there was a natural cure for baldness, it'd've been found yrs ago #
• 15:48 about 75 bikes just went by, turning left. 2 of the lead bikes pulled out to block traffic until the whole group went #
• 15:50 an older cpl just stopped to talk to me about the bikes, barely concealing their outrage. #
• 15:51 it's a beautiful day, sunshine & no rain, so after i walked uptown to get coffee, i found a place in the shade to sit #
• 15:53 i didnt notice if the bikers kept going after the light turned red. i did notice that the turn light had gone off #
• 15:55 i keep looking over to Angie's house, to see if she's sitting on her porch. she would've on a day like today #
• 15:56 but not usually until evening, cuz the sun would bother her skin #
• 15:57 as a kid i recall seeing once a biker who couldnt get his bike started. in those day u had to jump on something to st! art it #
• 15:58 and he kept jumping and jumping and jumping and we kids thot it was funny-looking #
• 16:02 ha! RT @SelfishMom: Going to a party at six. Using the rapture as the reason I don't have a gift. #
• 18:02 neighbors that i told of Angie's passing left a sympathy card in my door #
• 20:05 walked uptown for coffee, sat for a while, stopped to visit a neighbor on the way home, inflated tires on my car, just dined @ taco bell #
• 20:06 now i think i'll stroll thru kmart #
• 21:42 @LHopeD yeah that sucks! #

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