Daily Tweets

• 00:10 why does my dr prescribe these toxic meds 4 high blood pressure when he could prescribe viagra, which could "cause an unsafe drop in bp"? #
• 09:29 @Jamberta when i was a kid we used to mark the no of days on a candle and burn off 1 section a day. we loved supervised fun with fire! #
• 10:00 i havent got any replies on twitter since monday #
• 10:10 my mother had 3 children, all born on tuesday #
• 10:13 yes, thank you! RT @66Betty: @DyNama Is it a technical problem? Can you see this reply? #
• 10:16 @66Betty maybe i havent tweeted anything worth replying to! #
• 10:51 smoke is good! RT @Hanescymru: @slynnks Hmmm smoke.. I love smoke! #
• 10:54 thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me #
• 12:27 just talked to 2 former co-workers, 1 still there, the other laid off on the same day i was #
• 12:28 i've been unemployed now for 2 months #
• 12:38 @gwrthryfel there's a bar-b-q restaurant here that has a lg-breasted mannequin named Barbie Q. he's got in trouble w/various govt depts #
• 14:22 c'mon ppl, there are millions of good voices out there, it's always been about the "package". i know several susan-boyle-types. #
• 14:35 dare i say angel cum @freckle_faced Mama told me the freckles on my face are angel kisses. So....what about the freckles on my cleavage? #
• 15:28 looks like it might be...for now RT @Jamberta: I have tweets from 1 min ago! Is it fixed? #
• 15:43 strawberry smoke? u werent talking about nicotine? RT @Hanescymru: @DyNama @slynnks Strawberry is preferred #
• 15:48 @ThisIsJanero twitpic.com/twzrl - dark women in whit e are fabulous! hubba hubba! #
• 15:54 @Hanescymru @slynnks i have a neighbor that smokes blueberry little-cigars. her place always smells fruity! #
• 15:56 ha! RT @spacetrucker: now they say the rapture wnt happen til 2012? fuck. I'm beginning 2 believe it ain't evr gonna happen. #rapturealready #
• 16:03 #OMGfacts "bee's knees" prob comes from sluring "b's an' e's" and is thot to be short for "the be-alls and end-alls" #
• 16:05 oops, i accidently killed my wife...uh, c'mon, boys, let's go camping #
• 16:09 @doctoratlantis i'm vaguely looking for a Crash-mobile #
• 16:10 hmmm, a red bra... RT @santasdevil: Whoa... sexy avi alert! @Twisuz #
• 16:12 a penny for your thoughts! RT @X_eON: i never noticed penny from the big bang theory had such awesome tits?! #
• 16:13 of course! RT @LeRoiSUGAR: Sometimes nothing u do is right....not me, of course. I'm mostly talking about other people. #
• 16:22 poor baby! u off work for the day? RT @Taby74: My head hurts...oooowwwwwww... #
• 16:23 @Taby74 does it hurt if i press...here? #
• 16:24 @EmReturns it takes 6 months? do they try to talk u out of it? #
• 16:28 @EmReturns terrific, i love a bargain! #
• 16:30 how'd u lose just one? RT @Jamberta: The snow melted enough that I found my cold, wet flip flop!! #
• 16:30 @Taby74 how about...down here? #
• 16:36 RT @Hanescymru: @DyNama @slynnks ...I once had an accident with a smoke machine... ¶ do tell! #
• 16:38 @Jam berta i used to wear an earring & my scarf ripped it out & flung it into the snow. i looked & found it a month later after snow melted! #
• 16:42 @Hanescymru LOL i don't doubt it! #
• 18:51 George Stephanopolis is the WRONG choice for #ABC's Good Morning America #
• 18:53 #shutup Lisa and Chantix! smoking is not a crutch #
• 18:53 why thank you very much! RT @godlessgirl: And btw I consider all of you *very* interesting. consider yourself liked! #
• 18:59 ur welcome! u look fabulous...at least that much of u! RT @Twisuz: @DyNama Oh, why thank you! #
• 19:56 #shutup wal-mart! ur slogan "save money, live better" doesnt make sense. ur still trying to get me to spend money #
• 20:03 @Twisuz boobs are great! i always say the 2 greatest inventions are cats and breasts! #
• 20:08 #shutup progressive! "would u like a great big bag, or 2 still pretty big bags" or u could just fold the receipts & put them in an envelope #
• 23:24 is all the mean xmas commercials an indication of our feelings about the economy? #
• 23:27 interesting RT @Taby74: It is no coincidence that the colors associa ted with Christmas are that of blood and money... #
• 23:41 false RT @godlessgirl: Tweeps: True/False: once a cheater, always a cheater. #

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