Daily Tweets

• 02:28 @TheOnlyTFG i was 45 when i spent the 1st xmas without visiting my parents, and yes it was quite painful #
• 02:33 @AdrianneCurry i always say it takes 2 opinions to make a market #
• 05:14 i fell asleep for an hour, then when i get up to go to bed i cant fall asleep #
• 11:09 finally fell asleep arnd 6a, woke up at 1015a. time 2 get my giftcerts 2 the family in the mail. at least i'm not waiting till the last min! #
• 11:14 phooey on plain water! coffee is 98% water. RT @Taby74: Cookie dough pop tarts and a glass of water...breakfast of....champ ions? #
• 11:15 the post office expects 830,000,000 pieces of mail today! #
• 18:32 so i left here, a busy day ahead. i went to wal-mart, bot 9 gift certificates at $20.69 each--i always chose an odd number #
• 18:37 drove to the post office, addressed envelopes to 3 relatives' families i send gift certs to, and put them in the mail #
• 18:39 then i walk a block to my former office with 2 tasks in mind: have the current computer guru look at a failing ext hard disk, and #
• 18:40 get forms for selling a stock for my investment club (i'm the treasurer)--this particular mgmt co is requiring a "medal lion signature" #
• 18:42 the puta guru took my hard disk apart, got a directory putting it in a docking station. whether i can recover data is another question #
• 18:43 went to the bank to get a medallion signature, she said i need proof that i'm authorized to do transactions for the club. that i signed... #
• 18:45 the tax return last year or my name on the checking account not being enuf. after 3 visits she agreed just minutes of the last mtg with... #
• 18:48 specific authorization is enuf! i can fake minutes if i need to! preposterous! i was getting angry but the prez of the club stayed calm #
• 18:50 just like if she'd asked for a form signed by all 11 members. i could have anybody sign those names and not bother the actual members,... #
• 18:53 some of whom live 25mi from here. so we kind of got that settled 4 wensday. then i visited my lupus neighbor, just got home 2 eat something #
• 18:54 and watch diane sawyer on her 1st evening news broadcast. bumpy, but doing ok #
• 18:55 @EmReturns today is the biggest mail collection day of the yr, promised to get there by xmas #
• 18:59 @EmReturns i must correct that, apparently 14dec is the busiest day of the yr #
• 19:00 16.6 billion cards, letters, and packages will be delivered between Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve. is.gd/5wGjW #
• 19:03 692,000,000 pieces of mail will B processed daily during the holidays compared w/an ave 583,000,000 daily @ other times is.gd/5wGjW #
• 19:10 #shutup colgate! you heard wrong, brooke, foods in normal quantities will not dissolve tooth enamel #
• 19:17 #shutup m&ms! it's kind of cute, Santa meeting red & yellow, but whoever swoons these days, especially masculine characters? #
• 23:59 conan's twitter tracker is hilarious! #
• 00:02 did anyone actually ask for a sequel to Alvin & The Chipmunks? #

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