Daily Tweets

• 00:19 9mill x 366 only = 3.3billion RT @mikejmartin: You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. #
• 00:23 @mikejmartin i'd think an ave of 16million is born on each day (6billion/366) #
• 00:25 @mikejmartin not to be a nitpicker. i heard that sept22 is the most common birthday in ohio--which is 9mo after the new yrs parties #
• 01:37 newslady just said "there were 5 kids in the car, all under the age of 18" #
• 01:39 too bad starbucks! speedway gas stations compare their coffee to fast-food places in their comme rcials #
• 01:42 @bck same for @twhirl #
• 12:11 facebook or twitter is not an addiction. why is 6hrs on twitter worse somehow than 6hrs watching football? #
• 12:16 @Jamberta i find i pretty much ignore tv while i'm looking at twitter. i keep lists of shows i've seen & i dont know if i should count... #
• 12:17 @Jamberta the tv shows on in the background #
• 12:19 @VariantVal i havent watched a football game this season, the superbowl is usually the only game i watch. not a sports fan #
• 12:28 @Jamberta absolutely! we're already halfway there! "More than half of all insured Americans...are now on prescription medications" #
• 12:30 @EmReturns we definitely make judgemts about how ppl shld spend their time. some ppl spend hrs/day working out! & that's encouraged! #
• 12:32 @VeronikaG back when i was a kid, they worried about my comic book addiction #
• 12:35 i dont care what they say, i'm sure the women scanner operators at airports will be saving my scans #
• 12:37 this local news today has had stories about cutting back on facebook/twitter and adding more workouts #
• 12:38 @VariantVal were there any saints in the dressing room at the time? #
• 12:41 277,000,000 americans have a cell phone. the ave cell phone call lasts 2 minutes. this yr we sent 3/4 of a quadrillion text msgs #
• 12:50 @VariantVal cool! i'd be too chicken too (but i'd be sneaking into the lady tennis players locker room) #
• 12:55 "More than half of all insured Americans, children and adults, are now on prescription medications..." zi.ma/b5428c #
• 12:59 @VariantVal sure #
• 12:59 @VariantVal but that's probably what balloon boy's dad thought too! #
• 13:02 @VariantVal and u and ur friend got an autograph. worked out just fine! #
• 13:09 @VariantVal not being blonde, cute w/ boobs is a serious disadvantage! #
• 13:10 @Jamberta i do med my asthma, i could get meds for OCD & hi blood pressure but choose not to at the mo #
• 13:11 @Jamberta and see, u haven't killed anyone in weeks! #
• 13:23 @tw3nty3ight howdy from Hillsboro OH! #
• 17:06 @tw3nty3ight how's it going? hows things in wilm & clarksville? yay, no cancer! #
• 17:11 an even more deluxe story on local news about "facebook addiction". i think calling other things "addiction" dilutes the meaning of the word #
• 18:01 we're increasing security at airports cuz we're very good at locking the barn after the horses have been stolen #
• 18:31 5 of the past 6 commercials have been car commercials: ford, audi, hyundai, ---, chrysler, then another ford #
• 18:34 MSM is now calling it the "underpants bomb" #
• 18:45 RT @briandgregory: It is frustrating to me that some aren't satisfied that we can make our own decisions about right & wrong. @CyberLizard #
• 18:47 those who would give up liberty for security end up with neither. #
• 18:53 we havent minded the piling on of security measures becuz they've been incremental & it 's a small price to pay #
• 18:54 what if u need to get to the airport 3hrs befoe ur flight? 6hrs? 10hrs? it could happen #
• 18:56 RT @PartTimeBrat: If you have never replied to anyone on your twitter page, did you miss the "social" in social media? #
• 19:02 @LilHappyHeathen i've only been on 1 flight, back in 1994, but those hrs waiting waiting seem burdensome to me #
• 19:09 soon everyone boarding an airplane will have to strip under supervision and put on approved coveralls #
• 19:45 @Lilykily stea ling a player's condoms, that's low #
• 20:06 Jennifer Love Hewitt's Ghost Whisperer wears high heels all the time #
• 20:07 i love to hear women talk about "trying to get pregnant"! #
• 20:17 @Leazzel pardon my dirty-mindedness but i just like the euphemism referring to the *process* of getting pregnant #
• 20:21 @Leazzel mea culpa! #
• 20:22 i use to drool over Valerie Bertinelli when she was underage, expected her to become a classic beauty movie star, be famous for decades #
• 20:30 @Leazzel see, twitter is an educational experience! #
• 23:14 dont like the Ford spokesman. for 1 thing, he's smug, for another, he doesnt take off his hat indoors #
• 23:17 arbitration has reinstated 16 of 18 suspended policemen in the past decade in #Cincinnati #
• 23:49 just signed up at twittinesis.com/ @twittinesis to backup the deathless prose in my tweets #
• 00:00 "I asked God for a friend, he gave me you." sounds sweet at 1st, ultimately sounds like god is doing me a favor, says nothing about you #
• 00:00 Schools' War Against Chocolate Milk @time bit.ly/4VJ1SL non-scientific nonsense! nutritionists should be ashamed of themselves! #
• 00:05 #thingsihate sorry but soldiers returning unannounced from combat and surprising their family is too schmaltzy for me. anticipation is good #

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