Daily Tweets

• 00:29 dogs have family, cats have staff #
• 00:31 dogs look at ppl & think "they feed us, they care for us, they play with us…they must be gods…" #
• 00:32 cats look at ppl & think "they feed us, they care for us, they play with us…we must be gods!" #
• 00:33 •@QuackityQ aint it tho! i have 2 cats #
• 01:19 @KellyLove i dont doubt it! every now & then my cat will just meow at me over & over & i can't figure out what he wants! #
• 01:53 @SurlyAmy not me *avoiding eye contact* #
• 02:00 •@bilblogz dancing? been done. drinking? cliche. sex? not original either…nope, cant think of any #
• 14:50 Now that i have all the Inspector Morse mysteries, i can watch them in order for the first time #
• 15:12 lol the lions would like it! RT @bilblogz @DyNama I thought of a revival of throwing christians to the lions… but, er… maybe not! #
• 15:30 RT @mzjonz: U want @MzStarrBurst back on twitter? RT This #
• 15:32 CDCC:"Life expectancy was 77.9 years, cont inuing a long-term increasing trend." www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/deaths.htm #
• 15:33 i deplore the use of "person of interest" instead of "suspect" #
• 15:41 i know ¾ of u think i'm a kook, but i swear, the cause, cure, and long-term propects of obesity are unknown or uncertain #
• 15:42 •@RVaMedic they only invented "ppl of interest" a decade ago, before that they were all different degrees of "suspect" #
• 15:47 #shutup aleve. the № of pills i have to take is irrelevant, & the level of med in my bloodstream must be huge to last all day #
• 15:49 @RossInVA thanx. i hope it does cause ppl to wonder even if only a little #
• 15:53 that's loud! RT @Ndege RT @C_Holler: In dem Club dröhnt die Musik SO laut, dass mir die Asche von der Zigarette fällt. #ichbinjaso80s #
• 16:05 good enuf reasons for me! RT @smashedthehomie She has no trouble saying that she's ufcking him for money & comfort. Girl, I heard that. #
• 16:06 •@brittfromcle i just use straight cow piss, saves money @BuckeyezBest #
• 16:11 •@bri ttfromcle in farm country, we think it smells better than armpits! sweet! #
• 17:07 @LeeLeePotatoes lol! or how about "my hoes wash clothes" rhymes better #
• 18:10 tv station here has local news at 4p, 5p, 530p, and 6p, in sept will fill in the hole: local news from 4p-630p! #
• 18:17 abracadabra! RT @briandgregory And for my next trick, I will make this cupcake … *disappear* #
• 18:23 •@Jason by any objective measure we are living longer healthier lives & that shows no sign of changing ↷5mn7b.tk #
• 18:25 •@Lauruhhpalooza 22yrs since u got ur licence? #
• 18:33 @Lauruhhpalooza ur not? i'm too polite to ask a woman her age but u complained about teens PDA and short-term memory so i just presumed… #
• 18:36 @Lauruhhpalooza ah, my bad, youngster lol. congrats on the new car! #
• 18:37 •@WongoWoman hi WW! #
• 18:40 Atheists never dress up! RT @antitheistangie What's the hardest part of being an atheist? 4ms.me /biNXXY #
• 18:46 •@WongoWoman is it warm where u are? it's broiling here. #
• 18:53 •@WongoWoman yeah. i like hearing the weather u & @VariantVal have so i know what my parents in Port St Lucie are having #
• 19:04 •@66Betty @jodotcom @Wolfrum yep, twitter is a free-for-all…pardon me for butting in! #
• 19:16 •@jodotcom @66Betty @Wolfrum a newbie once said to me she was told she wasnt supposed to respond to tweets #
• 19:19 oil balls arrive in texas? if any state knows what to do with oil, it's texas #
• 19:21 •@66Betty that's what i said, twitter is a forum for ranting? where's the fun in that? #
• 19:23 works for me! RT @octoberthehotti OMG‼‼! it is WAY too hot for cleaning‼‼‼ And that's my excuse the rest of the summer, lol #
• 19:27 •@jodotcom she said a tweeter told her to tweet her own POV and leave his alone‼ #
• 19:30 •@JosephLane before i read an article, i check how long it is. i doubt i would read one that is unendi ng @Ndege #
• 19:33 •@jodotcom no! he apparently thot twitter was each person's soapbox! the point of that escapes me. #
• 19:36 @66Betty @jodotcom she never did get into twitter but she just said it wasnt for her #
• 19:38 lol RT @itastepaint @DyNama but they know nothing about balls #
• 19:44 @TheWritersDen and it rhymes too! #
• 20:02 •@Ndege once @ebertchicago said a good movie is never long enuf, a bad movie is never sho rt enuf, prob applies to articles too @JosephLane #
• 20:11 no one–no one–could pick out the fat ppl from reading a dozen food diaries #
• 20:16 what a load of propaganda this show about obesity on natgeog is! it might as well be written by big pharma & bariatric surgeons #
• 20:20 "The idea that fat strains the heart has no scientific basis," he said. "As far as I can tell, the idea comes from diet books,…→ #
• 20:20 ← not scientific books. Unfortunately, some doctors read diet books."–Dr Paul Ernsberger, Case Western #
• 20:33 BMI>25 is "overweight" BMI> 30 is "obese" but there is no, zilch, zero scientific basis for those numbers #
• 22:25 •@smashedthehomie i'd be pleased to have 75,000 tweets! don't do it! #
• 22:34 wait, what was that about being naked? MT @octoberthehotti @rajanrussell …Then I get ppl asking me about being naked… #
• 22:55 ok, if you say so RT @ashleylbailey Do NOT watch The Human Centipede. That is all. #
• 22:57 2 of 3 aint bad RT @LiberalHitGirl Along with Jesus and the American flag, "real" Americans love HOOTERS #tcot #foxnews j.mp/HOOTERS #< /a>
• 22:58 #shutup yoplait! you "are sooo good" but ur no substitute for cheesecake #
• 23:26 @QuackityQ what's a little typo among friends #

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