Daily Tweets

• 00:14 •@Breathless74 i saw my dad hit the morphine button when he was in the hospital w/kidney stone–and he's a tough guy! #
• 00:21 no, FBI, i want to use the term "spree killer" to refer to ppl who shoot up a mall or office #
• 00:21 oh yeah! RT @Spankss Shouts to all the ladies who can actually walk gracefully in heels ;-) #
• 00:26 tweetphoto.com/32014528 @Spankss hubba hubba! *wolf whistle* #
• 00:43 •@Jamberta u have a daughter? a step-daughter? #
• 00:54 i used to reboot my computer only every other week, now firefox uses so much resources i could reboot twice a day #
• 01:37 i take pepcid complete but i hate the tv ad in the fast food restaurant. "heartburn now or later?" what will they do w/the answer? #
• 02:07 shutup niaspan! "when diet and exercise aren't enuf"? they are never enuf. #
• 02:17 •@Bubblypoo banana popsicle sounds good! i havent had one in years! #
• 10:27 I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). 4sq.com/djdxPJ #
• 11:08 xians hijack the Big Bang by saying "In the beginning..." is the same thing #
• 11:10 Atheists could hijack "created from the dust of the earth" by saying evolution is the same thing, no? #
• 11:16 @VeronikaG spicy salsa for breakfast will really wake you up tho #
• 12:58 I'm at Big Lots (rombach ave, Wilmington). 4sq.com/b19L7p #
• 16:10 time for ice cream! (@ McDonalds) 4sq.com/9pdkBH #
• 18:43 it doesnt follow that disappointment in the Democratic Congress means voting Republican #
• 23:29 lots of trouble rebooting my laptop. got 14 UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME blue screens #
• 23:32 it kept asking me about new hardware & i had installed new hardware: i had plugged ext speakers into the headphone jack #

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