Daily Tweets

• 05:09 there is absolutely NO evidence that adding antioxidants to ur diet has any benefit whatsoever #
• 13:11 re Mel Gibson phone call: he sounds authentic, tho a nutjob, she sounds theatrical, like her lines were rehersed #
• 14:08 walking uptown for that coffeer i never got yesterday #
• 14:57 trimming a few out-of-control weeds around my house in the rain…and by trimming i mean random hacking #
• 14:58 then i had to rinse off my arms & legs in cold water, in case i touched a plant i'm alergic to #
• 16:24 needed to go to bank and courthouse. i thot m aybe the bank closed at 4p so i went there 1st. wrong, it's the courthouse that closes at 4 #
• 16:28 @davesib thanx! #
• 16:29 @davesib i always wanted to butcher animals and pack their entrails in cans! #
• 17:16 I'm at Kmart (1249 North High St, Fenner Lane, Hillsboro). 4sq.com/aDH7H9 #
• 17:16 I just became the mayor of Kmart on @foursquare! 4sq.com/aDH7H9 #
• 18:03 I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). 4sq.com/djdxPJ #
• 20:20 what i call heartburn must be different from what others call heartburn. my heartburn doesnt give me gas, nor a bad taste in my mouth #
• 20:22 drinking water doesn't relieve my heartburn even for a while. i cant blame it on any food. indeed i can get heartburn w/o eating anything #
• 20:25 antacids do help my heartburn, and a pepcid complete will relieve it for about 20hrs #
• 20:29 LeBron was a free agent & he really didnt owe the Cavaliers anything. how should he have left the team w/o antagonizing everyone? #
• 20:30 •@HereticChick Prilosec is what my mom takes, but it doesnt seem to work for me #
• 20:33 •@BuckeyezBest i'm an Ohioan too and i love Cleveland, but LeBron didnt say anything bad about Cleveland, did he? he just moved on, no? #
• 20:40 •@BuckeyezBest i wanted him to stay, but LeBron didnt leave for more money, like how Pete Rose left the Reds, which was a travesty #
• 20:42 •@BuckeyezBest i'm even suspicious of how the Cavs lost in the playoffs, almost like LeBron decided he didnt want to win in Cleveland #
• 20:46 •@BuckeyezBest my mom is from the Hungarian section of Cleveland & my dad is from Canton. i hate it when comedians joke about CLE #
• 20:48 @godlessgirl Why do most men dance? Coitus. #
• 20:50 •@GoodGrief71 i don't love shaving enuf to ever shave my head #
• 20:55 she is cute! RT @brittfromcle tweetphoto.com/32498515 my bff's a hawtieeee #
• 21:09 •@HereticChick i've tried Tagamet and Zantac, they both work too #
• 21:11 •@GoodGrief71 for some reason, i think a shaved head looks better on brown men than pink men, the latter takes some getting used to #
• 21:13 •@BuckeyezBest some cincinnatians do hate cleveland, but i thot the news coverage here was sad that LeBron left #
• 21:15 are ur grandchildren older than ur sons? RT @Jamberta @DyNama yes I have two stepdaughters and 2 grandsons and a granddaughter lol #
• 21:18 •@VeronikaG was it homemeade spicy salsa? i dont usually prepare food but i've made salsa (!) #
• 21:20 @Jamberta i suspected as much. that's funny! ↷lraks.tk #
• 21:31 those flying Asian carp environmentalists worry about, are they edible? #
• 21:33 NatGeog just mentioned consequineous marriages #
• 21:36 crime is never, ever, the victim's fault, even if s/he does nothing to prevent it #
• 21:39 i have it on good authority that rape is not uncommon even where women wear burqas. so much for the "provocatively-dressed" theory #
• 21:44 •@TracyTampa @KevTheUprCTOTY ah, the old "sex instead of meals diet" #
• 21:46 here i am! RT @KarenAlloy lol wtf is wrong? Every time I try to write Get Naked twitter says they can't find that person?! #
• 21:47 @VeronikaG sure, about the spicy salsa u had for breakfast the other day #
• 21:50 •@jennifurret so all the good ones *aren't* taken! @progjourno ↷q5kud.tk #
• 21:56 website 24/7 Wall St predicts Borders Books, Blockbuster, Kia, and the Chrysler nameplate may disappear this year #
• 21:57 these "firesafe" cigarettes are probably hotter when smoked, from the extra puffs to keep them lit #
• 21:58 @22DanielleM yep, we know it! #
• 22:00 lying…i think RT @Mia Socks laying around or socks lying around? #
• 22:01 @22DanielleM hope u get to feeling better! #
• 22:10 "Whenever i want to dump a boyfriend, i just say 'I love you. I want to have your children.'" –Rita Rudner #
• 22:34 i havent either RT @Jamberta RT @indydina: @Jamberta @Chaoticwhizz It's nice to meet the other two people who haven't seen it. ;) \\ lol #
• 22:36 Walmart has a 5pk of super-sticky post-its for back-to-school. these colors are bold but dark! black ink doesnt show very well #
• 23:01 ah yes, dream on! RT @progjourno @amoebamike @dynama a man can dream, can't he? #
• 23:16 tweetphoto.com/32556385 @Miss_Lay cheers! and happy birthday! #
• 23:48 "Obscenities, racial slurs, hatred of women…i didn't know Mel Gibson was a rapper." –Jay Leno #
• 23:49 as long as u don't show the movie! RT @indydina @DyNama @ Jamberta @Chaoticwhizz Looks like we can have a convention! Woohoo! #
• 00:04 ♪Happy Birthday To You‼ RT @karenlisa an hour and 15 minutes til my birthday! w00t! #
• 00:05 Happy Birthday, Dave! @davesib #

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