Daily Tweets

• 00:36 this is freaky of me but i actually think Adam Lambert looks pretty good wearing glittery eye shadow #
• 00:43 i've watched the entire hour of Jay Leno's 1st 2 comeback shows. i usually only watch the monologue #
• 00:56 @Taby74 you are so sweet! #
• 01:06 @66Betty Palin's attempt to be deliberately funny was almost as good as the times she is inadvertently funny #
• 01:12 24 of the last 30 days here have been below normal temperature #
• 01:17 if there's not a fire eater on the be ach of St Petersburg Clearwater next time i go there i'm going to be disappointed #
• 01:21 RT @66Betty: Interesting. I didn't know there were any. RT @markos Rep. Pete Stark, btw, is the only self-identified atheist in Congress. #
• 01:23 @QuackityQ thanx for the hug! #
• 01:27 @KittyKatMeoww is @AdrianneCurry 's brother anything like her? #
• 01:58 does latino and hispanic mean the same thing? #
• 14:59 why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food? #
• 15:13 the opera commercial for JC Wentworth is actually pretty good #
• 16:58 took my neighbor's dog for a walk. we take a 1/2hr to walk around the block. Jack the Boston Terrier has to sniff every single tree & pole! #
• 17:13 it's kind of sad that Republicans only have 1 hero to name things after, Ronald Reagan #
• 17:38 i'm not one who thinks people should lose their job when they make a mistake #
• 20:03 ever want to download all the full-sized pictures from a page of thumbnails? i thoroughly recommend Bulk Image Downloader j.mp/ba1QMy #
• 20:08 W endy Wednesdays, cute! RT @Jamberta: Hey you know today is Wednesday?! It's time to give away a Wendy Award! #
• 20:24 beautiful! RT @DarlaV: twitpic.com/16fvdr - Stuck in traffic... Check out this cool tree #
• 20:44 RT @WongoWoman: "90 ppl get the Swine Flu & everyone wants to wear a mask. 1 million ppl get AIDS & no one wants to wear a condom" - Anon #
• 20:51 RT @LeRoiSUGAR: Might b the best thing 2 happen 2 ur love life @jordanrubin I'd last 4about 6secs as King Midas b4 my dick was solid gold #
• 20:58 dear true crime shows, EVERYone appeals their conviction. u don't need to say that as if it means something #
• 21:01 teach them cats a lesson! RT @WongoWoman: My cats are lounging and look way too comfortable......... I should get the vacuum cleaner....... #
• 21:04 congratulations! RT @EmReturns: I got divorced today. I'm officially unmarried. Hoo - fuckin'-ray. Time for celebrating, right @RossinVA? #
• 21:27 RT @Jamberta: RT @AmeliaPontes: Jessica Simpson gets it right on Oprah about body size and weight: bit.ly/aW1oiT #
• 21:33 @briandgregory @AatRB i hear Louisiana is pronounced "looooosiana" but i reply just cuz every1 does it wrong is no reason 4 me 2 b wrong too #
• 21:38 clever! or are you down to lojinx? RT @WongoWoman: I think I'm up to lojinx #
• 21:39 @WongoWoman a friend reverse puns "pre-frontal lobotomy" and says "post-backtal high-toptomy" #
• 21:41 cute! RT @briandgregory: @DyNama @AatRB I live near Bawlmer, Merlin, Hon. is.gd/9E2Gm #
• 21:42 @AdrianneCurry sign on apartments: if you lived here, you'd be home now! #
• 21:45 @AatRB @briandgregory i hear Worcestershire is pronouned wor-ster-shur, l eaving out a whole syllable #
• 21:48 @NICOLENICHOLS nitey-nite! #
• 21:54 aaah, the perp on this true crime show was arrested on my birthday! #
• 21:55 where are we going? what are we doing in this handbasket? #
• 22:17 i hate how the local fox new station reports on American Idol as if it's news #
• 22:20 try that again. i hate how the local fox station's news reports on American Idol as if it's news #
• 22:29 not a fan of leather. i don't want leather chairs, sofas, or upholster y #
• 22:35 aw, go ahead & have a little one! RT @MrsHotMom: Trying really hard not to have a cocktail #toomanycalories #
• 22:38 @WednesdayWeekly @QualityHillJoy he always admitted he shot the sheriff but he did not shoot the deputy, no? #
• 22:43 @QualityHillJoy coincidently, @briandgregory was asked about that just a few hours ago! #
• 22:47 "I" RT @CocktailDeeva: OK OK..Were taking a pole..(not the kind u dance on)...WHO HAS NOT SEEN AVATAR?? Say "I"... #
• 22:52 @66Betty @Jamberta ain't no sunshine when she's gone, only darkness every day... is that a bad song? #
• 22:54 @Jamberta oh-oh, showing my age again #
• 22:55 @66Betty cuz he sings "i know" 17 times in 1 breath. i like the song but i've heard others make fun of it #
• 23:08 @Jamberta @66Betty bit.ly/bibN9J a list of the top 50 worst songs but i still like a lot of the songs on it, incl Horse With No Name #
• 23:30 @Jamberta highest no song that i don't like is #4 Seasons In The Sun, dumb song. but i still play #1 McArthur Park & #20 Boogie Oogie Oogie #
• 23:36 Jay Leno isn't starting with the traditional Tonight Show Theme and i miss it #
• 23:47 Jay Leno got his show back, why didn't Conan O'Brien? #
• 23:56 @VariantVal pleasant dreams #
• 23:56 @Taby74 good evening. how's tricks? #
• 23:57 ah, i wondered. it would've been a demotion RT @Jamberta: @DyNama I don't think Conan wanted it back... #
• 00:01 @Taby74 i'm doing ok. did u have a better day today? #
• 00:05 sorry axe shampoo but i would hate for a girl to mess my hair no matter how attractive she is #

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