Daily Tweets

• 01:51 kid's cereal with fiber. kid's yogurt with extra calcium. we are doomed #
• 01:56 @oceanchick99 o.m.g. #
• 02:01 @Taby74 @oceanchick99 very cute vid! #
• 02:03 @oceanchick99 there's even ads for pro-biotic dog food! the dog says "i'm not only a pooper, i'm an optimal one." #
• 02:05 @Taby74 *smoooch* #
• 02:11 @Taby74 that's a lot of pres sure! #
• 02:13 @oceanchick99 my BIL once said "i work my ass off for a living, and a copywriter gets paid to write 'i get the eaties for my wheaties!'" #
• 02:14 @Taby74 not a doubt in the world! that's just the kind of woman you are! #
• 02:15 if i dont puff enuf on my cigarettes they go out. is there some law about self-extinguishing smokes lately? #
• 02:17 @oceanchick99 that was way back about 1980 but i always think of that when i hear stooooooopid ad copy or slogans #
• 02:18 @Taby74 hit it outta the park, baby! #
• 02:22 @senseifil nope, Ohio, but i actually have never heard anything about this #
• 04:07 #shutup Hoist! electrolyte replentishment is not a proven hangover cure. u even say u don't know how it works on ur website! it doesn't. #
• 04:09 #shutup Coke & Pepsi! removing soda pop from schools will have ZERO effect on so-called childhood obesity. ur cutting ur own throat! #
• 04:16 #shutup critics of soda pop! try to find even 1 scientific study that blames obesity on pop. there are no bad foods, only bad nutritionists #
• 04:18 @ShortyMcStompy morning SMcS! hope ur head is better and ur day is good #
• 04:19 @LindaHNH absolutely! #
• 04:28 .@LindaHNH i find it truly amazing how "paternalistic" our whole society has become! everybody wants to give u advice! #
• 04:36 @ShortyMcStompy i dont get headaches, but sometimes light and glare bothers me a lot, so that sounds perfect #
• 04:42 according to Smuckers, there's no recorded refer ence to peanut butter & jelly before the 1940s #
• 04:45 well, i think i'd better get some sleep #
• 04:49 @LindaHNH nitey-nite #
• 04:51 @MzStarrBurst nitey-nite #
• 10:04 howdy twitter #
• 10:32 @NICOLENICHOLS looking good, but i've only been up a half hour, just got some coffee. how's urs? #
• 10:33 @ShortyMcStompy sounds restful...or romantic #
• 10:55 @davesib the only things i need to do for the books these days is add aflac qtrly interest and label deposits to tda #
• 10:56 @davesib i dont think i need to do either this month so actually u could print them from bivio any time u wanted #
• 14:51 @davesib i was wrong, there was a reinvest at aflac #
• 14:51 @ShortyMcStompy hooray! any games to drink at this weekend? #
• 15:29 @davesib u didnt say u had recalled how to log in #
• 15:32 tennis anti-doping regs: the top stars must be available for drug-testing 1hr/day, 365days/yr, giving 3mo notice of where they'll be #
• 15:33 @NICOLENICHOLS what if they fail? withdraw benefits and let them starve? #
• 15:37 actually the GQ pix of Rielle Hunter are rather tame #
• 15:40 @davesib how many shares of AFL in ur reports? 94.183 is the correct num. i did have to add a reinvested div #
• 15:41 @d avesib if u printed before i added it & dont want to reprint, no big deal, it'll be correct next time #
• 15:45 @JailBurst only about 10 more days to @MzStarrBurst 100,000 tweets! paaarteee! #
• 15:47 @NICOLENICHOLS i just worry those are the ppl most likely to break into ur house or rob u on the street #
• 15:51 @ShortyMcStompy ha, for americans, "6 nations" sounds like ur talking about Indians (native americans) #
• 15:53 @davesib fab, i got it updated in time. did u log in bef ore i sent u the invite? #
• 15:56 @ShortyMcStompy doing ok at the mo. if it werent for a few meetings i have a month, i'd hardly be doing a thing! #
• 16:04 @ShortyMcStompy i looked up 6 nations on wikipedia. so ur a rugby fan? i hardly pay attention to what we call soccer, let alone rugby #
• 20:59 this eve i had an investment club mtg after a quick fish sandwich at McD #
• 21:01 the mtg was over before 7 but then i hung around gabbing w/another laid-off employee for an hour #
• 21:02 i took home some of the leftover refreshmts from the mtg, now i've dashed out to Wal-Mart #
• 21:05 yes, i'm here at wal-mart to satisfy a craving. i'm going to buy some post-its #
• 21:07 ...unless i can talk myself out of them #
• 21:11 @ShortyMcStompy i'm like that with tennis, the only sport i follow #
• 21:16 twitpic.com/19fmma - strange, my wal-mart has only 2 seasons of "24", only 1 season of "CSI", but has all 5 seasons of "Medium" #
• 21:18 twitpic.com/ 19fn5d - gawd is this a turn-on! #
• 21:55 i'd rather watch HLN news i recorded this morning than anything that's on right now #
• 21:58 yep, lol! RT @Cozelle: lol, I'm surrounded by nerds. RT @DyNama twitpic.com/19fn5d -gawd is this a turn-on! #
• 22:06 my space bar is now sticking a lot. do keys have springs that can break? #
• 22:06 i'm pretty sure i did not get anything sticky in my keyboard #
• 22:12 @Jamberta is it supposed to snow? it's spring! #
• 22:16 @Jamberta that's just not fair! #
• 23:05 RT @AtheistQOTD: "The truth is that the Constitution says nothing about God. Not one word"Oliver Thomas #
• 23:08 didnt watch the super bowl, nor the olympics, now my intention is to miss all of the basketball tourney #
• 23:09 why do we need new laws to force us to do what's right? #
• 23:13 Jay Leno is funny IMO but 1 complaint i have is that he jokes about something way too long. c'mon Jay, still joking about David Hasselhoff? #
• 23:28 .@ Late_Show Barbara's weight says nothing about her health or value & i dont need to know it at all let alone daily #

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