Daily Tweets

• 00:09 .@Taby74 so what is there to eat? no cereal? cookies? chips? #
• 00:15 Kim Kardashian on the Tonight Show #
• 00:31 Kim Karadashian has an impossibly slender waist! #
• 00:33 .@DarlaV i like words too. esophageal, metastasize, echolalia are some of my favorites #
• 00:47 .@DarlaV all yours are good ones too. a friend suggested maybe i was a synthete cuz i have feelings about the sounds of words #
• 00:48 .@DarlaV nitey-nite #
• 01:23 Cincinnati declared America's Craziest City! Yay! #
• 01:26 hang 'em! @forces2 Sorry have not been on much this week ...picked for jury duty... #
• 01:38 ha! RT @OTOOLEFAN: I think Pat Buchanan could be classified as a fossil fuel. #
• 01:38 .@QuackityQ nite, QQ #
• 01:40 .@oceanchick99 did anyone answer? skype is VOIP phone and videophone service, formerly owned by eBay #
• 01:45 .@oceanchick99 i believe u use a phone plugged into ur computer #
• 01:50 .@Monicks nitey-nite #
• 11:42 good morning world! been up since 10a. thinking of visiting my lupus neighbor when her companion leaves #
• 12:05 .@oceanchick99 thanx for the #FF! so did you like the movie Inglourious Basterds? #
• 12:10 .@godlessgirl the article itself sounds like an April Fools joke #
• 15:17 so what is sexual assault anyway? copping a feel? stealin g a kiss? #
• 15:19 .@godlessgirl i've had ppl ok w/my Atheism become disappointed to find i don't believe their cherished myth--reincarnation, ufos, &c--either #
• 15:21 .@VariantVal so one has to await his/her response to tell whether one's broken the law? #
• 15:23 that's so hot! @VariantVal @DyNama either of those can be sexual assult if they are unwanted... personally I'd just deck the guy #
• 15:49 .@VariantVal that's what i'm asking, how does one know if it is unwelcome? is that totally up to the recipient? #
• 15:50 .@celtfiddler i'm so well known as an Atheist in my club that they make an effort to get me a non-religious birthday card! #
• 15:51 .@celtfiddler but i was a member of my club for 15yrs before they let me be prez, i think they were nervous i'd try to eliminate invocation #
• 15:54 .@VariantVal so one could lead another on, even imply an advance is welcome, just as a trap? #
• 15:55 .@VariantVal i'd want there to be a clear threat, and also a clear rejection beforehand #
• 15:56 .@celtfiddler but i didnt, invocation was safe, but i never once invited singing God Bless America! #
• 15:58 sounds like entrapment RT @celtfiddler: @DyNama In Tx, "sexual assault" usually means whatever a woman says it does... #
• 16:01 .@celtfiddler i was prez in 1997, will be again in 2011. in '94 i'd been a Lion longer than all the officers so they had to finally let me! #
• 16:11 while i dont believe fruits & vegetables r magic, i may get some ready-to-eat melons & grapefruit cuz preparing them is too much trouble #
• 17: 14 Dreamgirls may be good, and the music good, but the song playing on the ad for tickets in Cincinnati is irritating #
• 17:19 i'd like to be pope! i'll be Hilarius II RT @VariantVal: @Ndege You're wonderful and so not popeish #
• 17:22 .@MzStarrBurst i got too close to a territorial shopper and she snarled at me #
• 17:26 .@66Betty i had a weak vocabulary till i came down with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis #
• 17:27 .@NICOLENICHOLS have a good time! #
17:29 .@VariantVal aw, we're missing all the mushy stuff! #
• 17:35 .@VariantVal LOL! #
• 17:36 .@ShortyMcStompy get well rested for rugby drinking then! #
• 17:41 @cooneynews twitpic.com/1832ny - whaddayamean, PI R squared? obviously PI R round! #
• 17:50 the group number on #idol yesterday, were they lip-syncing? #
• 17:52 @WCPO Weather is using @HootSuite on tv right now! #
• 17:58 there is no way a pair of jeans is worth $100 #
• 18:06 .@oceanchick99 i should've said off-the-rack, but that still sounds like a lot to me, denim not being a very fancy fabric #
• 18:09 RT unknown: If Henry Ford had listened to polls, he'd've tried to design faster horses #
• 18:10 .@EmReturns for some reason i thot that was very funny! #
• 18:14 i probably won't unfollow ppl just cuz we disagree. it takes 2 opinions to make a market. #
• 18:17 .@MzStarrBurst i have on a wig, false teeth, & a man-girdle & i totally agree w/you! #
• 18:27 #shutup Kentucky Powerball! as if gold medals, shoe endorsements, pix on cereal boxes are measures of wealth #
• 18:31 @MzStarrBurst twitpic.com/1570pr - v e r y glamorous! the flower is a nice touch! #
• 18:33 YAY for courts! now we can put thimerisol back in vaccines! #
• 18:38 wow! MT @kimshannon I've come across rotting roadkill that's less offensive than this whore. #
• 18:43 .@kimshannon nah, it was a good one! #
• 18:46 .@MzStarrBurst i didnt even know about @SlyBurst! #
• 18:47 ABC News has a story about some felgercarb Glenn Beck said coming up #
• 18:52 .@MzStarrBurst +@JailBurst +@SlyBurst = 101,039 tweets! @JailBurst is at 6,999! #
• 18:57 .@MzStarrBurst didnt know about @TheYungBurst either! +208 = 101,247 total tweets! you win! u aren't @BurstzLawyer too? #
• 18:58 a-ha! 7,000 tweets! RT @JailBurst: just rounding it out.... #
• 19:23 .@MzStarrBurst but i'm just watching the numbers roll over on this 1 account. if u had 2 cars, u wouldnt add their mileage together #
• 19:57 .@futuredirected artwiculate, i like that #
• 20:06 just at the moment a crow suddenly flew out on tv, a thunderclap sounded in real life! BOO! i jumped a foot! #
• 20:08 my dvr burner says DVD+RW right on it, i buy Memorex DVD+RWs but the burner doesn't like them #
• 20:10 the dvd burner gives 3 or 4 Disk Errors before it'll format the disk #
• 20:29 #FF @futuredirected, a thoughtful, compassionate lady with much depth, and yes, she's artwiculate too! #
• 20:34 my dvd burner, to format a blank disk, is now spinning them up pretty loudly. i hadnt noticed it doing that before #
• 20:37 Ghost Whisperer is too complicated this season. i wonder if it's jumped the shark #
• 20:46 i need a word for supporting things w/volunteers & donations that used to be run on public funds (taxes). something like "scab" #
• 20:52 i still call that "school clothes". have fun! MT @AatRB @briandgregory I'll dress like I dress 4 work then. It's going to be great fun :-) #
• 21:59 stupid f'ing goddamm dvr burned a show to dvd then rebooted without finalizing the disk. i scratched the show then realized dvd cant be read #
• 22:08 i like NUMB3RS, especially the actress playing the hot girlfriend! if they ever kill her off, i'll never watch the show again #
• 22:19 .@davesib if i'm disappointed in the Dems, i don't see the Repubs as the answer. they've done even less, had no ideas, only being spoilers #
• 22:29 actually i wanted u to stick around! RT @VeronikaG: @DyNama hehe, change in plans not that soon. Why are you trying to get rid of me? #
• 22:33 sorry tweeple for missed replies. i just caught the ones streaming by, i see i missed a half dozen. i was using the web not tweetdeck #
• 22:37 .@DarlaV yep, i thot i was more vigilant than that #oops #
• 22:48 .@DarlaV Friday is my favorite tv night so i'm enjoying all new episodes. hope urs is nice too #
• 23:02 these memorex dvd+rws must be awful. my dvd burner doesnt like them. i can't afford this #
• 23:04 cold brewed coffee is pretty good. i made a pot of coffee concentrate which keeps for 2wks. then to have a cup, i add 2oz to 6oz of water #
• 23:08 .@WongoWoman homemade pop tarts! for some reason that sounds amazing! #
• 23:13 .@_7654_ too bad i didnt know that. dvd+rs are much cheaper, but i was just keeping nutty tv clips i didnt think was worth permanent disks #
• 23:16 .@DarlaV toddycafe.com i hadnt heard of it until a week ago, sounded interesting #
• 23:18 .@woodcut i try t o drink it in 24hrs but fudge on that sometimes. i have diff kinds of ground coffee, dont think i can tell the difference #
• 23:28 .@woodcut does sound cheap! i buy cheap coffee too but coffee is 1 of the few things i'll splurge on, so i have some starbucks grounds too #
• 23:34 @00N8 twitpic.com/188m0n - aw, poor kitty! #
• 23:39 yeah i'm no snob either. i always say i don't know what coffee or beer is supposed to taste like @DarlaV @woodcut #
• 23:47 the baby in the e*trade ad is nothing like Lindsay Lohan--the baby is a working actress with a job! --Ja y Leno #
• 23:48 lol! @Mrs_Skwirl42 @DeafAtheist Um... That's quite the art class project. #
• 23:58 totally exclusive of the meaning RT @DarlaV @TirzaFury last night @DyNama and I were talking about words & the feelings/tastes they provide. #
• 00:01 omg Dakota Fanning is spectacular at 16 yrs old! #

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