Daily Tweets

• 00:10 .@TirzaFury nitey-nite #
• 00:13 i've never had a beer or a cuppa coffee that was too bad to drink! i drink coffee all day now that i'm unemployed @DarlaV @woodcut #
• 00:20 my mother got her 1st at 65! RT @DeafAtheist @Noadi My mother got a tattoo on her breast & another on her ass when she was in her late 40's #
• 00:23 tired and hungry #thatisall RT @Taby74: I am.... #
• 00:27 Jay Leno is so wrong. donuts are good and good for you. bread is the "staff of life". wonder bread builds bodies 12 ways #
• 00 :58 .@Jamberta the suspense is killing me! #
• 01:18 wow! someone is uploading torrents of every Conan O'Brien Tonight Show! 50gigs! #
• 02:22 Dave Letterman joked abt recyclng his jokes, then said he wouldnt, but he does. "a pothole so big it has a giftshop" he's said several times #
• 06:22 .@hellokari don't give up! #
• 06:28 interesting. @freckle_faced seems to have deleted her account but her twitter list still exists #
• 06:38 u misspelled me RT @tsum: @DyName the milkaholic ref is supposed 2 b a joke but i guess u missed that. me, i thought it was pretty funny #
• 06:44 .@tsum the whole commercial is supposed to be funny but that doesn't mean i agree & i'm fed up w/our current disparagemt of eating #
• 06:52 .@tsum if i heard someone say to u "u know, u could lay off the donuts", that's clearly a joke but i wouldn't laff. ur welcome to #
• 06:56 i'm turning off geo-coding because it gets my location wrong! i think it's off by 2,000 miles! #
• 06:59 no food is safe from accusation of being "junk" and almost no person is safe from accusation of being gluttonous #
• 12:06 i agree w/coffee party aims of civilty & compromise but i wonder about some issues. 4x, what's the compromise on abortion rights? #
• 12:11 cnn had 3 reasons why fatal pregnancies r increasing. 2 are reasonable, >c-sections, <pre-natal care, but obesity is NOT an explanation #
• 19:30 there were many Greatest Generations but the 1 i respect the most is the Founding Fathers. They didnt know they would succeed #
• 19:35 .@tsum i just don't laff at jokes based on misinformation. 4x the question "will u explode if u eat pasta and antipasta?" is not funny #

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