Daily Tweets

• 00:52 ortho weedkiller radio ad is better than tv ad. the husband says "geniuses make mistakes, they just dont make them twice" #
• 09:21 health benefits of running are unproven; the rationale of running marathons is riduculous #
• 09:26 belated happy birthday! & good luck with dat! RT @MyNeuroticLife It's my birthday! And I know what I want, all 6ft of him … ;) #
• 10:51 the remains of breakfast on my finest china :-) twitpic.com/1kbxvp #
• 10:55 @freeplay yeah, what do they call that, mathematical progression or something like that? halfing th e remainder aproaches 1 #
• 10:57 @BlackGod917 right up there w/the old "parking on a driveway" question @MzStarrBurst #
• 11:04 lol RT @Lilykily: Wow.....the economy is so bad i just got an offer for a pre-declined credit card in the mail. #
• 11:43 a guy just told me that jesus threw the moneychangers out of the temple bodily, picked them by the scruff and heaved them out #
• 11:43 since jesus was a perfect human, he said, he was stronger than the normal man #
• 11:47 that guy was also defending arizona-ans for shooting and burying ppl they thot were illegal aliens walking across their property #
• 11:48 he said he thot all the backhoe operators in arizona had work #
• 11:50 personally i dont think Prez Clinton broke the law re Lewinsky, his impeachment was pure politics #
• 11:54 i never remember to check in till i'm ready to leave (@ McDonald's) 4sq.com/djdxPJ #
• 11:56 for that matter Prez Andrew Johnson's impeachment was also pure politics #
• 11:59 @LHopeD are u saying my Post-It shopping bag isnt very masculine? well, that's the way it goes! #
• 12:08 I just became the mayor of Flagway on @foursquare! 4sq.com/cH4Bil #
• 12:08 gassing up at $2.799/gal (@ Flagway) 4sq.com/cH4Bil #
• 12:24 what do #Atheists think of christian charities who insist their mission is more important than their message? (w/o arguing effectivness) #
• 12:26 i dont support christian charities, but how can i object to helping the homeless, feeding the hungry, &c? #
• 12:27 @CateyeMinty you disagree? #
• 12:40 butterflies are so marvelous RT @slynnks RT @kishimi Glad you are back: beautiful swallowtail butterfly. flic.kr/p/7XURmL #
• 12:46 aw, too bad, Hollywood Video/Movie Gallery's shutdown of selected stores switches to closure of all #
• 12:47 my teeth hurt to some degree all the time lately. next stop: choppers. but the thot fills me with abject terror #
• 12:51 .@CS999 my Lions Club had an appeal from a christian charity that provides bed netting in malaria-infested countries #
• 12:53 .@CS999 the club knows i'm an Atheist b ut thinks that cause is noble enuf to override my objection #
• 12:55 .@CateyeMinty yes it is an ancient topic, but it was being discussed by the McDonalds crowd this morning. yes, let's move on #
• 13:06 me too RT @TheWritersDen @VariantVal - And I know ALL about that. Tell her we miss her, and we hope she gets her heart back together. #
• 13:40 .@VariantVal hi, Val, how's it going? #
• 13:47 wow RT @VariantVal @webdesigniinc I've been violently raped… and you would be surprised at how many women have been #
13:49 .@VariantVal doing ok. watching true crime on tv and not doing my chores #
• 13:50 .@dausonlovi i presume i'm real #
• 13:52 a bachelor's attitude towards doing laundry: have huge amounts of clothes so u dont have to do it very often #
• 13:55 .@VariantVal hmmm, i was just going to bed at 4…as usual these days #
• 13:59 .@VariantVal i'd make that deal too! a laundry here offered that service but closed before i could avail myself of it #
• 14:00 .@Synthaetica someone to do ur laundry is definitely worth praying for! #
• 14:01 .@slynnks asking me for a DNA sample was a bit much! #
• 14:02 .@VariantVal absolutely, me too #
• 14:04 .@VariantVal i dont even put on gloves to clean the bathroom, i figure it's all me…and my cats #
• 14:07 .@VariantVal but if i did someone else's laundry i'd want gloves. i did have a neighbor once who did my laundry a co uple times #
• 14:08 .@VariantVal k-mart the other day had tighty-whiteys on sale 7 for $4.88–that's almost disposable! #
• 14:13 .@VariantVal i'm straight but he had homo fantasies about me. go figure. but he's a genuinely caring guy, i wasnt taking advantage #
• 14:36 @ohiosveryown what have u done? are u just watching ur follower № on ur twitter page or do u get notified when u get unfollowed? #
• 14:44 .@ohiosveryown yeah i get ppl who follow then unfollow a few days later too, dont know what the point is #
• 14:49 .@ohiosveryown i wondered if there was a point system that earns $$$ per follower that i didnt know about #
• 14:58 innocent till proven guilty? MT @Nickdrumr2 #Popefact He's a criminal. End of. Please argue against that fact. #Pope #ufckwits #evilshit #
• 15:40 chevy equinox: where do gummi bears hide? under the seat? wtf? #
• 15:45 .@HereticChick so sorry #
• 15:46 .@slynnks i got no problem with secret spammers #
• 15:58 .@claudiajordan i hate shaving more than i hate having a receding hairline #
• 16:01 appealing ur conviction has nothing to do w/ur argument of innocence–u had ur chance–it is merely a technical review. #
• 16:10 yep, fraid so RT @hpfanpirefire am i the only one who thinks kristen stewart is absoufckinlutely gorgeous???? #
• 16:17 .@66Betty Pancakes & raspberry syrup sounds goooood #
• 16:19 i must confess to thinking the Jimmy Dean breakfast solar system ads are cute #
• 16:25 @MallikaLA twitpic.com/1kel0o - if i was at that art museum, i wouldnt be able to take my eyes off u! (me #
• 16:28 .@TirzaFury i cant decide whether sucking fructociously is an insult for a candy bar, but i love 3 Musks #
• 16:32 .@hpfanpirefire i have a hot hair tool w/flat plates i call an uncurling iron #
• 16:33 my junkyard cat just ran over me w/claws to attack my other cat :-( #
• 16:38 .@ShortyMcStompy a few punctures. i actually threw something at him to get him to let the other one go #
• 17:04 lol RT @sciencegoddess My 3yo nephew had a fit b/c the walls weren't green at Walgreens! :D #
• 17:08 .@EmReturns i heard that Brits thought the news about our Watergate "buggers" to be hilarious 4 decades ago #
• 17:09 PBS show i'm watching says the Appalachian Mountains are the oldest mountains on earth #
• 17:14 .@indydina talking about Pangea and continental drift now, i love this stuff #
• 17:16 .@indydina he just said they are 1,700,000,000 yrs old #
• 17:18 .@EmReturns i figured u could see the humour even if u werent old enuf #
• 17:22 .@wagnerofficial wouldnt u get bored w/sunshine every single day? i would…i think #
• 17:24 maybe mass extinctions was the rapture for other species #
• 17:38 u'll have to reuse an old idea, no? RT @MrsHotMom I am completely out of dinner ideas that are healthy & will make everyone happy. #
• 17:45 the narrator keeps calling th e area "Apalache" while showing map markd "Apalche", says we named the mountains after 1 tribe that lived there #
• 19:02 shutup aleve! "if i take 8 pills for 10days, that's 80 pills." why 10 days? u got something against the № 80? #
• 19:02 go #teamLeno! #
• 19:04 i was laid off 6mo ago. if they offered me my job back over the guy who has it now, i'd take it #teamLeno #
• 19:13 ►@ShortyMcStompy yeah, a few minutes later, they are both grooming each other. cats! #
• 19:18 ►@TirzaFury i� ��m learning that delightful fact #
• 19:25 ►@MzStarrBurst i did‼ #
• 19:29 maximize flavor, minimize the amount of food. still sounds like convincing ppl they've had enuf when they havent #
• 19:37 the ad for new movie Robin Hood looks too serious. anyone recall Daffy Duck's buck & a quarter quarterstaff? #
• 19:39 ►@VariantVal i love Daffy. they don't make cartoons like that any more #
• 19:40 ►@MzStarrBurst twitter without @MzStarrBurst is lik e a day without sunshine! #
• 19:49 i think Conan would have been fired even if Jay hadnt taken his old job back #teamLeno #
• 19:56 ►@hpfanpirefire i hear that about Highland Dist Hospital in Hillsboro too #
• 19:57 i click on @twitter's Add your location and if it comes up w/the wrong location, i turn it back off #
• 19:59 less than 50 tweets till № 11,000‼ #
• 20:00 ►@KellyLove that's why they shouldnt be allowed to ban smoking! #
• 20:02 i'm catching up to you! RT @MzStarrBurst *Fist pumppppppppppppp* RT @DyNama: less than 50 tweets till № 11,000‼ #
• 20:11 ►@EpicQwerty yes but they're all in Dayton, Ohio, 60 miles from here! #
• 20:18 lol u two! like that song I'm Not In Love RT @LindaKennero @VariantVal nah its not like ive missed u 2 really much, it´s not like ive been… #
• 20:22 omg! RT @VariantVal @LindaKennero my car…gets excited when it sees me and spews power steering fluid #
• 20:25 ►@VariantVal @LindaKennero I like to see you, but then again, That doesn't mean you mean that much to me…I'm not in love, no, no #lyrics #
• 20:28 so far! RT @VariantVal @DyNama we're just soul mates but no sex @LindaKennero #
• 20:33 i made Jennifer Love Hewitt my avatar at a porn forum. she is a goddess! #
• 20:35 that'd be a big coincidence! RT @VariantVal @LindaKennero why would your phone call your car @DyNama, is that it's name? #
• 20:42 did anyone else read a book called «5 Chinese Brothers» when they were 6? the gulf needs the bro that could swallow the ocean #
• 20:44 ►@MorboKat or just stalkers, skulking in the shadow s #
• 20:46 @twitter keeps telling me that my email acct isnt active. it's active, it's not full, works fine as far as i know #
• 20:50 yes, mistresses, at once, mistresses RT @VariantVal @LindaKennero we don't have to explain ourselves, we rule the world #
• 20:53 ►@VariantVal night, Val #
• 21:43 ►@MorboKat lol, i was meaning ur regular garden-variety stalkers. and i enjoyed using «skulk» in a sentence #
• 22:31 i wish Kat Stacks was on me! RT @MzStarrBurst I wish Kat Stacks was on basketball wives... #
• 22:36 ♦@MzStarrBurst nope. still unemployed. she doesnt do pro bono? #
• 22:38 ♦@MzStarrBurst oh, i'm eeeeeasy! #
• 22:46 ♦@dausonlovi ah, romeo & juliet #
• 22:54 c'mon Cold Case, the baby cries at just the right moment? #
• 23:01 i live on the side of a hill, near the top. i dont have to worry about flash floods, do i? #
• 23:08 ♦@MissAnthropy15 and ur sure u dont know Cholo? #
• 23:13 wow, the girl on the Ford Edge commercial is hot (the one that says "call dad") #
• 23:14 dont you just hate it when you open parentheses (and forget to close them? #
• 23:15 ♦@Jnyflower we're trying to keep our heads above water #
• 23:21 the Ohio River has risen 6ft since yesterday. (2m) #
• 23:30 ♦@godlessgirl that google voice sounds interesting @WongoWoman #
• 23:32 ♦@QuackityQ aw nice! did you all «Walk For Me Babies»? tweetphoto.com/20890598 #
• 23:36 ♦@nuckingfutsmama i have to replace a stuck-in-my-head tune w/another, i usually try The Long & Winding Road #
• 23:38 ♦@SurlyAmy nice! #
• 23:40 you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't pitch to Pujols… #
• 23:41 ♦@Jamberta twitter is ok, no? #
• 23:42 ♦@nuckingfutsmama how about Me and Mrs Jones? #
• 23:46 ♦@WongoWoman @godlessgirl i use youmail.com for custom greetings. they used to transcribe vm but now that is premium #
• 23:48 so many sportscasters say "i was shocked, SHOCKED!…" where does that come from? #
• 23:55 ♦@WongoWoman yeah. i still get txt from youmail when i get a vm. why i'm more likely to notice a txt rather than a vm is a mystery but i am #
• 00:01 ♦@Jamberta nitey nite , Wendy #
• 00:02 ♦@VariantVal *not noticing* nitey nite #

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