Daily Tweets

• 00:19 ♦@briandgregory good night #
• 00:21 ♦@rebeccay good nite #
• 00:25 Not sure what to make for dinner? Here's help: www.whattheufckshouldimakefordinner.com/ #
• 00:56 ♦@oceanchick99 not much of an upgrade #
• 01:05 "There is remarkably little evidence that (people) become fat because they overeat. (Frank, 1993)" #
• 01:10 ♦@oceanchick99 i like N (the letter, not the protocol–my initials are NN). #
• 01:12 ♦@oceanchick99 the LAN port on my laptop became flaky so i had to get an adapter to plug my DSL into a USB port #
• 01:19 ♦@oceanchick99 so i was going thru that too, random disconnecting, very frustrating #
• 09:38 on our way to Micro-Center in Sharonville. going w/my friend @davesib #
• 11:09 @davesib computer-shopping (@ Micro Center) 4sq.com/4ARi2R #
• 14:08 back home. trying out a $6 roll-up keyboard and a $15 7-port usb hub #
• 14:11 the whole column 1qaz is really touchy. i'm just trading 1 set of problems for another #
• 14:12 i should've paid the $8 & not got a returned keyboard :-( #
• 14:14 the usb hub seems to be good. i almost bot 1 for $25 clearance-priced last week #
• 14:15 i'm unlikely to take the keyboard back as it is 60 miles from home #
• 14:16 the store i bought it from, that is #
• 14:19 ♦@QuackityQ no, not chad, cincinnati's home boy! @Jamberta #
• 14:29 @davesib let me know if you have to go back to micro-center, like for a return or something #
• 14:59 ♦@Mrs_Skwirl42 my pleasure! hope u had a good one! i've chatted a bit with @skwirl42, guess i hadnt said hi to u! #
• 15:00 ♦@aeon65 durn typos! #
• 15:03 still in shock? RT @LeRoiSUGAR I have been struck speechless by antics of my 2 yr old son. Details to follow once I am no longer in shock. #
• 15:04 ♦@slynnks might he like your hair now? #
• 15:13 ♦@slynnks he contacted u, maybe he's changing his overall criticalness #
• 15:14 here, here! RT @npcforfun @slynnks your features are beautiful….enough said! #
• 15:16 a snowball would have a pretty good chance down there! RT @MzStarrBurst I'm actually on time right now. Miwacles. #
• 15:24 my lower half likes ur lower half RT @MzStarrBurst My lower half hates me. #
• 15:51 i actually like the Hillshire Farms cold meat commercial with the kid auctioneer #
• 16:17 at the wedding in Cana, jesus turned 6 jugs containing 2-3 firkins each of water into wine. a firkin=9 gallons. 6×2.5×9=135 gallons! #
• 16:38 love him on Castle! RT @EpicQwerty Omg @NathanFillion in the past on Desperate Housewives… So sexy #
• 16:46 Media Ignore The Fact That Man Who Alerted Police To Failed Times Square Bombing Is A Muslim Immigrant j.mp/cpDvGq #
• 17:01 ♦@Hanescymru just that if i were jesus-like, i probably wouldn't have fuzzed out the url of the site that massaged the pic for free! #
• 17:03 ♦@Hanescymru u do of course realize that we have no idea what j.c. looked like, so i'm only as holy as the random illustrations in bibles! #
• 17:04 imported beer! RT @jennifurret I think I'm going to go have a beer and talk with a friend. That's all philosophy students do, right? #
• 17:15 ♦@Synthaetica @Hanescymru it does have a nice ring to it! #
• 17:22 ♦@VeronikaG i know after eating guacamole i get horny as hell! @Vegkitch #
• 17:29 ♦@Hanescymru @Synthaetica words to live by! #
• 17:38 ♦@Hanescymru my second coming today, perhaps! #
• 17:41 ♦@Nickdrumr2 i'm fine, i just applied the "sick" filter #
• 17:49 ♦@Hanescymru i was just admiring @VeronikaG 's avatar! a work of art! #
• 17:51 ♦@Nickdrumr2 @vizhnet i'll tell the dentist to fill my cavities with chocolate next time #
• 17:59 MT @MrsHotMom …The light on Mom's taxi service will be turned o ff at 5pm! Yay! @nuckingfutsmama My taxi service is now in progress… #
• 18:01 ♦@Nickdrumr2 @vizhnet i wonder if aluminum fillings would constantly electrocute u, u know like if u chew on aluminum foil #
• 18:03 ♦@Nickdrumr2 @thegoodatheist he was just arm candy, nothing wrong with that! #
• 18:08 MT @MeriiZantiago Geez another horrible hot day… MT @reeema Damn this was a long day… #
• 18:13 ♦@Nickdrumr2 the 2 swimming pools full of chocolate probably helped cause the cavities! #
• 18:20 yay Ohio! @PinUpMom #
• 18:22 delightful! RT @MsSelitaEbanks What do yall think? tweetphoto.com/21208701 #
• 18:33 ♦@nuckingfutsmama a mom's work is never done! #
• 18:37 ♦@nuckingfutsmama i just thot it amusing that i got 2 opposing tweets at about the same time @MrsHotMom #
• 18:41 our work here is done (for now) RT @VeronikaG @Nickdrumr2 @Hanescymru @DyNama gentleman you all have me quite amused at the moment! ;-) #
• 1 8:48 lol RT @Tim_in_CT I don't have a drinking problem, except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits #
• 19:00 ♦@Hanescymru i'm enjoying the thot of an amused @VeronikaG being a little jiggly #boobieWednesday #
• 19:03 this ep of Ghost Whisperer starts with Jennifer Love Hewitt's character watching a scene from one of her own movies #
• 19:08 ♦@MorboKat @jennifurret the spider is just as scared as you! it knows you are thinking of squishing it! #
• 19:12 ♦@QuackityQ the tattooed guy that haunts Jim? #
• 19:15 what do you mean by that? RT @ohiosveryown dont take me to serious, half of my convos have no point and make no sense on purpose lolwtfbbq #
• 19:23 ♦@ohiosveryown i know better than to ever take you too serious! (just teasing!) #
• 19:28 MT @jennifurret Ohgoditsajumpingspideranditrappeditunderacupbutimtooafraidtosquishitauughhh MT @jenni_jehanne …The biggest spider ever #
• 19:35 ♦@hpfanpirefire Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench… #
• 20:22 I'm at McDonald' s (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). 4sq.com/djdxPJ #
• 23:25 went to McD for dinner, ran into an old friend i've known for 4 decades, gabbed for more than 2 hrs! #
• 23:27 the cincinnati #reds have won 9 of their 14 wins with their last at bat #
• 23:31 lol RT @PinUpMom "Every kiss begins with K"…yeah, well every throat punch begins with my fist…so..yeah #
• 23:38 ♦@PinUpMom i critique commercials here on twitter all the time, enjoy it when others do too #
• 23:51 looks like u'd remember! RT @claudiajordan @Jnyflower twitpic.com/7y7qt - yeah I dont think thats me–but damn it does look like me! #
• 23:58 impressive! RT @smashedthehomie i'm mad i had four shots of tequila and ain't even a little drunk. #

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