Daily Tweets

• 08:08 sorry Bret Michaels but i think men wearing bandanas look stooopid #
• 12:50 somehow i lost my battery-operated sticky note dispenser. last time i saw it was at my office before i was laid off #
• 12:59 1 of my pet peeves is ppl not answering my question. 4x, if i ask "is Jay Leno funny?" i don't want to know who may or may not be funnier #
• 12:59 i chose that example question just cuz it was short enuf to fit in my tweet #
• 13:06 i was watching ShopErotic, @MyNeuroticLife. $50 non-battery ones were marked down to $40, but even that sounds expensive #
• 13:09 just saw a blog in which someone asked whether it was safe to roll a joint with sticky notes #
• 13:10 guess i ought to bathe #
• 13:11 that's sweet RT @MzStarrBurst: My fathers eight year old daughter wrote on my FB Page "I <3 u sis ". I'm deleting my shit. #
• 13:32 local newspaper filed for bankruptcy, ceo and cfo form group to buy the assets. is that ethical? #
• 15:25 i passed up $2.439/gal in Wilmington yest even tho it's $2.649 here cuz my tank was half full, i'd've only needed about 6 gal #
• 15:30 math in ur head: when gas is about $3, the diff is only 1% for every 3c. thus 20/3 is less than 7% which isnt really very exciting #
• 15:55 .@davesib only a few times #
• 15:58 @Bruitish good point. however the station 20c cheaper may have a longer line, so may take longer #
• 16:13 .@nakedfingers sure, if young women wore burqas all the time, ur heart would be better, tho ur loins would be sadder #
• 16:18 @Bruitish ppl around here who heat w/fire wood almost never take the time to shop, buy, stack, & fill into account, just boast about savings #
• 16:26 the anger about tweeters posting #LOST spoilers is nutz. it's my job to keep it from u? & miss real-time discussion? #
• 16:29 .@nakedfingers we have an Oxford college town too here in Ohio so i know what you're talking about! #
• 16:49 .@davesib don't recall hearing about inkscape #
• 17:02 .@nakedfingers ah, the G&T i hear about on BBC (PBS) tv shows. i prefer sweeter drinks so i'm having a Fuzzy Navel #
• 17:11 .@Bruitis h and as somebody famous said, if u chop ur own wood, it'll warm u twice #
• 17:15 #shutup little caesar's pizza! i know u have to fill the 0:30 commercial but having an idiot woman not know what "every day" means is dumb #
• 17:17 @TheWritersDen once i attributed that to Henry Ford & someone whose intelligence i respect told me it was Thoreau which seemed possible #
• 17:45 .@TheWritersDen i was a little embarrassed cuz i didnt recall where i got Ford from. i mumbled "well i got the Henry right" #
• 19:07 wonderful! i call myself the King of Post-Its b ut just by virtue of owning lots not actually using them like you... srm.vitrue.com/IB #
• 19:14 my finding a job as a draftsman & keeping it for 30yrs didn't answer the question "what do i want to be when i grow up" #
• 19:33 i put fake sugar in my sugar bowl not cuz there's anything wrong w/sugar but cuz it doesnt draw ants...which says something... #
• 19:42 u can always tell the bad guys on tv cuz they always laugh without jokes, 4x "then i take over the world...bwahahahahaha!" which isnt funny #
• 19:55 so what brand of laptop computer is best when price is not necessarily the most important criteria? dell ? hp? toshiba? #
• 23:30 pretty please with sugar on top @ABC, renew Ghost Whisperer! #

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