Daily Tweets

• 00:10 is cameron diaz in all the shreks or just the first? #
• 00:11 brooks & dunn are almost done #
• 00:13 .@Taby74 hi taby! that's good to know. i've only seen the 1st #
• 00:14 .@GoodGrief71 thanx GG #
• 00:19 ashton @aplusk is trying to explain twitter to dave letterman #
• 00:23 .@Jamberta @BoneKnightmare it's the Jack Spratt Syndrome #
• 00:27 P aul Shafer on Letterman adapted Blood Sweat & Tears "I Can't Quit Her" to "I Can't Twitter" for @aplusk #
• 00:30 i read once that "get rich quick" schemes are the most numerous category on the net. porn is № 2 #
• 00:45 .@Jamberta agreed. most get rich quick schemes are just frauds #
• 00:47 31 seeds 45 peers yet i'm only getting 40 kb/s speed on my torrent #
• 02:08 activia, i'd bet the "success" rate of your challenge is pretty low cuz the participants can get their money back by saying it doesnt work #
• 03:13 guys like to pretend they can tell fake boobs by looking at them, even thru clothes #
• 03:20 tru.tv has stopped making Forensic Files and Cold Case Files because there are no more crimes #
• 03:44 Medium is made by CBS but airs on NBC until NBC cancels it & it moves to CBS. Ghost Whisperer is co-owned by ABC but airs on CBS… #
• 10:19 good morning, world #
• 10:23 @Nickdrumr2 how's it going? #
• 10:26 if i had taken cover when the channel 9 weathermen had told me to due to threat of tornado, i could have spent 45min in basement last night #
• 11:29 @davesib i thot about going to walmart. i'd rather be there than my basement! #
• 11:36 .@Nickdrumr2 things are ok. had a tornado warning last night, supposed to be hot this week #
• 11:44 @MzStarrBurst dreamt is a word #
• 12:11 #shutup! the cliche about guaging how innocent a community is by whether ppl lock their doors or not is tiring #
• 12:13 #shutup plavix! if u cant fit a chair thru a door, getting smaller chairs is not the solution! #
• 12:32 .@40yroldatheist @Nickdrumr2 we had a huge one near here in Xenia Ohio in 1974, destroyed half the town #
• 12:37 .@40yroldatheist @Nickdrumr2 just checked the local news, we did have a funnel cloud last night, just a few miles from here #
• 12:42 just used @twitthis but the bad word-spacing bugs me #
• 12:44 .@VeronikaG Whitehall, Ohio? #
• 12:47 Check out a pic of our funnel cloud @40yroldatheist @Nickdrumr2 twitthis.com/6mgv69 ←do-over for b ad english #
• 12:56 .@40yroldatheist it does look scary. maybe i should have taken cover @Nickdrumr2 #
• 12:59 ah, just off by one state! RT @VeronikaG @DyNama PA #
• 13:05 pretty sad when witnesses to a murder can describe the motorcyle better than the murderer #
• 13:10 .@SurlyAmy cool! do you have Atheist jewelry on display? #
• 13:17 .@WongoWoman i've seen some very nice @SurlyAmy jewelry on the net. i just wondered if she gets flack for displaying it #
• 13:37 fab! i've never seen Atheist stuff out in public RT @WongoWoman RT @SurlyAmy: @WongoWoman almost never. :) || I'm really glad to hear that! #
• 13:41 .@AatRB u unfollowed me about a month ago :( #
• 13:44 .@AatRB i've done that too! no prob #
• 13:57 .@SurlyAmy absolutely! i wore an American Atheist patch for years shar.es/mYdtJ got little bad reaction #
• 14:02 huh, clicking a link i just sent shrunk my browser to a tiny window! sorry #
• 14:05 .@SurlyAmy but a "Born Again Atheist" bumper sticker was scratched out w/ballpoint pen thru the chrome on my bumper! #
• 14:11 .@SurlyAmy right. it was probably a neighbor but no one ever took "credit" or even mentioned the sticker #
• 14:14 .@EmReturns @RossInVA my brother once thanked god for helping him find the car keys #
• 14:18 exactly @WongoWoman, ppl bragging about what they don't know, including Presidents, is just extraordinary #
• 14:20 .@EmReturns no he took the blame for losing them, no credit for finding them. self-esteem problem? @RossInVA #
• 14:23 .@WongoWoman @ainajaharah a kid i tutored in algebra asked why he needed to know it. wouldnt advance warning of what u need to know be cool! #
• 14:30 Dave Letterman jokes that #LOST will end with Jack Shepard waking up as his plane lands in Ohio #
• 14:32 .@nikkicook the Consumation Room? #
• 14:34 .@TCorp quid pro quo, eh? #
• 14:36 .@LHopeD no, honest! about half my tweets are @replies, which you aren't getting #
• 14:39 .@MyNeuroticLife i havent been addicted since Tom Baker and Peter Davison #
• 14:45 .@tristatemedia Fri is my best TV night (Ghost Whisperer & Medium) but my tv wont work if my house is blown away so i guess i'm ok with it #
• 14:50 .@LHopeD instead of reading ur timeline, check out twitter.com/DyNama every now & then #
• 14:57 clever! RT 1/28/1 0 @Jamberta: You're so vain. You probably think this tweet is about you. #
• 15:01 Madalyn Murray O'Hair murder on Murder By The Book on tru.tv right now. i've seen it often enuf #Atheist #
• 15:05 Madalyn Murray O'Hair didnt just argue separation of State & church, she argued in front of SCOTUS in 1963 that prayer was worthless #
• 15:08 #shutup William Murray! ur mom Madalyn said u were still an #Atheist, just tired of living poor. #
• 15:10 .@HollyMarieMing there's a difference between love and sex, no? #
• 15:11 why should Susan G K omen be the best known breast cancer victim? #
• 15:14 please please please @ABC renew Ghost Whisperer‼ #
• 15:16 the next season of Ghost Whisperer could be better cuz the finale may have eliminated the complicated shadow ghosts #
• 15:26 .@MissAnthropy15 perhaps they're acquired tastes but i love them both! + Castle they're my current faves #
• 15:30 did Bush43 ever work? RT @dausonlovi "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." -Donald Kendall #
• 15:35 .@WongoWoman @Monicks no god? next u'll be saying there's no santa claus! #
• 15:41 .@SadieMae23 @MissAnthropy15 network tv is all i got. i only watch the good network tv shows, of course #
• 15:43 suzengycomin #
• 15:59 .@MyNeuroticLife i did see a few of Tennant as the Doctor and liked them, just forgot to schedule the tv show to be watched #
• 16:01 .@MyNeuroticLife and Billie Piper #
• 16:07 words to live by RT @Taby74 "98% of us will die as some point in our lif e."~Ricky Bobby #
• 16:30 sure, he cant live without his stuff RT @Taby74 I am hopeful that once his stuff is out his ass will follow… RT @technogiant: @Taby74 But … #
• 16:31 i havent watched a sitcom since M*A*S*H…and i can still watch that one #
• 16:32 gawd those fly.com commercials are hideous! #
• 17:01 only Hawkeye and Hoolihan were in all 251 episodes of M*A*S*H #
• 17:16 so that's a 5? RT @ihuntmidgets On a scale from 1 to 10 today sucks prison dick. #
• 17:19 poor boy, to be rejected RT @Monicks Ove rheard: "I was an alter boy & in a catholic church supervised primary school, I was never abused…" #
• 17:24 @MzStarrBurst twitpic.com/1q4nqu - nice 'fro! #
• 17:25 .@Mia break a leg! #
• 17:26 @Mrs_Skwirl42 twitpic.com/1q4pmz - it do look scrumptious! #
• 17:29 .@KarenAlloy i'm over here! #
• 17:31 .@octoberthehotti but i wouldn't want my 2 decades of experience w/PCs to go to waste! #
• 17:33 i admire women w/slender waists but i know that's superficial. i know that a waist is a terrible thing to mind. #
• 17:35 .@TabooLaRossi no worries? no problem! #
• 17:37 male scientist on this PBS show about frogs is wearing big dangly earings in both ears #
• 18:49 .@RossInVA me too. tho i've met a few Atheists in person, this virtual community is the most interaction w/unbelievers i've ever had #
• 19:55 my 1st trip to McDonalds since getting back from Missouri #
• 19:57 @RossInVA me 2. i've known some who went along, going to church w/family, never protesting relig observances in school, office, &c #
• 19:58 @RossInVA but none who actively avoided religion, let alone be hostile to it #
• 22:30 got in a visit w/my lupus neighbor+her granddaughter+3 other lady neighbors #
• 22:40 a parallelogram with 4 equal sides RT @clevelandsaplum What the ufck is a rhombus? #
• 22:46 .@QuackityQ nitey nite, QQ #
• 23:03 yesterday's episode? RT @slackadjuster #MEDIUM SHOCKER ! RT @jenny0101: Allison, this is WRONG. You're trying to turn Ariel into you! #

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