Daily Tweets

• 04:55 my truck-driver neighbor knocked on my door at 1030p & said other neighbors told him i said unflattering things about him #
• 04:56 i told him it wasnt true. he intends to get those other neighbor so i can "confront my accusers" #
• 04:57 he then invited me up to his house. a friend i called on the phone warned me that neighbor could be more nasty on his own property #
• 04:59 i'm not saying i wasnt worried but i went to his house anyway. he was playing cards, when they all left, he & i had a big political… #
• 05:02 …and religious discussion, for about 5hrs! he claims he is an ordained freewill baptist preacher! that was a new one! #
• 05:05 he keeps saying he "doesnt believe" i am the democrat, liberal, or atheist i claim to be #
• 05:09 i just got home at 430a. i am a little congested from drinking, worn out from talking, and weary of sitting on a stool all nite #
• 05:16 but i did enjoy it. he claims he earned 9×, yes 9×!, more than i did last year #
• 05:21 he seemed sober as a judge, but just as soon as i got there, he started saying he was drunk #
• 12:50 good one! RT @VariantVal You look just like my sister. And I've always thought she was hot as hell. #
• 13:14 lol RT @VariantVal *giggling* Rt @Royal_3 @VariantVal The pick up line that always works for me is: Does this rag smell like chloroform? #
• 14:24 #shutup nutrisystem-d customers! you're surprised that eating less lowers your blood sugar? #
• 14:29 i hate the term "unborn baby" mostly on semantic grounds. the only babies who are really unborn are the ones no one ever knew about #
• 15:11 hoooray‼ RT @HereticChick It's official! I am no longer UNEMPLOYED! I start my new job on the 8th as a Fire/EMS dispatcher. YAY! #
• 15:20 ↷z0i9w.tk @mindymayhem been there. i hate that smug patronizing attitude some of them give me #
• 15:31 ↷4k5xg.tk ←it may not look like it but this is a url linking back to the previous tweet in the conversation rather than using "reply" #
• 22:24 i actually enjoy those "transformer" sets on the cialis commercials ♋ #
• 22:26 ↷pmiyu.tk @mindymayhem pretty outrageous #
• 22:34 ↷if7hg.tk @LHopeD i'm pleased to have a fan! i'm trying to make sure u get to see conversations so u have more to read! #
• 22:36 ↷xvqmq.tk @MzStarrBurst i wondered where u've been, u don't tweet all night any more. #

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