Daily Tweets

• 00:34 ♦@Mrs_Skwirl42 i missed it, what attacked your chickens? #
• 00:35 ♦@TabooLaRossi hi rossi, how goes it? #
• 00:43 @TabooLaRossi this day that just passed was my birthday, and i became President of my Lions Club. i'm worn out #
• 00:51 it *was* clever RT @Jamberta I thought I was being clever…you know…"making love not war on the living room floor"? How is that not funny!? #
• 00:54 ♦@Mrs_Skwirl42 good, poor rooster #
• 00:56 ♦@TabooLaRossi thanx for the bday wishes! #
• 01:02 i wrote a 5min speech last week, rewrote it to 3min today, rewrote it to 2min during the meal, ignored it & only made a few remarks #
• 01:07 @HollyMarieMing twitpic.com/1zq7zs - yep, lovely! #
• 01:24 just saw a tweet from @Leazzel that said "goodbye, deleting my account" and sure enuf it's gone #
• 01:33 yeah, i wondered too RT @jenny0101 RT @Leazzel: Thanks all, deleting my account. bye//What? Why??? #
• 01:56 ♦@Jamberta did @Leazzel tell you about quitting twitter? #
• 02:06 ♦@Jamberta i've tweeted @Leazzel often too. she tweeted happy birthday to me #
• 02:22 ♦@Jamberta hmmm, that's weird. i was offline, didnt see her earlier tweets to see if she'd given clues for quitting #
• 02:32 i don't regret ufcking Jake if it gets me my own tv show.–Vienna #
• 02:42 so did twitter :( RT @MzStarrBurst @MrFaMouSJ loss is a noun and lost is a verb in past tense. The c eltics lost. They suffered a loss. #
• 03:03 sodium in ur diet is NOT a risk and should not even be an issue #
• 03:06 unfortunately 1 of my cats likes to groom in front of a big fan…upwind of me #
• 10:01 the 1yr anniversary of anyone's death is not news #
• 10:54 who knows? RT @davesib @DyNama What is the status of the money transfer for Mike's withdrawal? #
• 10:58 95yr-old does 1500 stomach crunches every day, says he has no health problems…i add, not counting boredom #
• 10:59 ♦@davesib the money is in our chking acct #
• 11:07 ♦@BuckeyezBest because i don't use Reply. that's the way twitter used to work & i think the way it should #
• 11:22 ♦@BuckeyezBest my opinion is i should see the replies of the ppl i follow, i may follow the other half of the conversation #
• 11:23 ♦@BuckeyezBest if i dont get ur replies, all i get is ur rants! & have no idea how chatty u are #
• 11:29 @davesib you mean write the check? #
• 11:37 nah, tacos are good & good for u RT @shoplet @FITNESSbethany I'm eating tacos….a bagel probably would have been a better idea! #
• 11:45 they're just words, no prob RT @danmon22 Apologies to anyone who I may have offended by swearing earlier. Sorry. :/ #
• 12:50 ok, i'm going up to my former office to write my former boss a check, he said reluctantly #
• 12:53 .@davesib yeah i had to get dressed first #
• 13:25 had a nice chat w/my former boss, then stopped in at the water dept to adjust my automatic paymts #
• 13:59 ♦@davesib done & back home. mike did say i could come out to the relay this eve for chicken #
• 14:01 @davesib i stayed on top of it this time. today is the earliest mike couldve gotten his money #
• 14:03 the fact that the dutch guy left his peruvian hotel room w/Flores' body in it is proof enuf for me that he killed her #
• 14:05 eyes are nice RT @66Betty Change the eyes avatar to something else? Yes or no? #
• 14:07 ♦@AnnieDuke lol. what makes a poker genius? a head for odds? a poker face? good bluffing? #
• 14:13 ♦@mindymayhem agreed. when i curse, that's exactly what i mean! #
• 14:28 ♦@rebeccay give @Leazzel my best wishes too plz ↷0o8s0.tk #
• 14:32 some1 offered me pornography but i declined because i dont have a pornograph to play it on #
• 17:12 Pityriasis simplex capillitii (commonly known as "dandruff") #
• 17:17 ♦@CateyeMinty that's what i thought! ↷mfpqo.tk #
• 18:09 i have no complaints about at&t calls or browsing on my cell phone…and i live in a fringe area #
• 18:11 iPhone is ranked #3 in smartphone sales #
• 18:25 i've always thot my sdtv to be pretty good, but i've only just realized that it really doesnt show green very well #
• 18:28 it wasnt till i compared my tv picture to the picture i get thru my dvr on the same antenna that i noticed my tv's lack of green #
• 18:37 ♦@TheWritersDen i'm hairy noon and nitey nite nite #
• 18:46 b ut they won't have sex w/me when they're sober RT @LindaKennero in NC it is illegal to have sex with a drunk fish. #
• 18:52 #shutup Allstate: "is 15min enuf to start a relationship?" every relationship starts w/15 minutes. #
• 18:55 ♦@Taby74 Booze: Helping ugly guys get laid for millennia #
• 18:57 that Tena ad that shows a woman going thru womens' fashion over the ages should end w/a woman in a burqa #
• 19:04 we'll have some earl grey ready RT @fyreflye Nite nite twitter friends, see u in the morning, don't wake me too early unless you have tea x #
< li>19:07 ♦@mirandachale just as long as i'm not on it ↷uaid6.tk #
• 19:10 ♦@TheNakedHustler you're so vain, you probably think this tweet is about you #
• 19:14 u can appeal RT @Taby74 It's official. I am an asshole. #
• 19:16 it was probably a lot more than u thot u could too! RT @dausonlovi I'm sorry. I've consumed all the bull shit I can for one day. #
• 19:22 eDiets? "all u have to do lose weight is eat food." but that's what made u gain weight too, according to u #
• 19:23 down, boy! RT @LindaKennero @VariantVal yeah and then we have to show our boobs and have sex with our cousins dog..‼‼ #
• 19:31 ♦@TheWritersDen isnt there another quote about writing being so intimate it's like bleeding on the page? #
• 19:32 the end of another day? RT @KarenAlloy OMG MY LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING‼‼ THE END IS FUCKING NIGH PEOPLE‼ #
• 19:35 wouldnt that be a same-sex marriage? u two need bulls! RT @VariantVal @LindaKennero If I marry a cow it shall be called spot #
• 19:40 ♦@TheWritersDen thanx! i'll try to recall w here i read it #
• 19:42 yeah but for prostitutes it's just a job RT @LindaKennero i've seen more penis' than any prostitute #
• 20:00 me too, as of yesterday! RT @TheWritersDen @Ndege ~ 58? #
• 20:10 ♦@Ndege afterwards i wondered if ur ~ meant approximately #
• 20:34 olly olly incomefree, @MzStarrBurst! #
• 20:44 ♦@Taby74 puppies are patiently awaiting you being NSFW again! #
• 20:50 tv gives me the feeling that i'm the only person in the world who can't pick a lock #
• 21:21 #shutup netflix! if a stranger asked me if i wanted to watch a movie now, right now, i'd say no #
• 22:51 "last call for alcohol" "i want bourbon, i want scotch, i want beer" can u really order 3 drinks at last call? #
• 22:56 ♦@brittfromcle just getting ready. (it's the George Thoroughgood song) #
• 22:57 ♦@slackadjuster thanx for the #FF and back at ya! #
• 23:34 Livestock programs at Ohio county fairs may have to close down shar.es/mILWd #

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