Daily Tweets

• 00:27 •@brittfromcle should i know what the S word is? if so i'm having a brainfart #
• 00:38 •@brittfromcle *whispers* u talking about jinxing whether u'll get Sex? #
• 00:47 •@brittfromcle no, i never thot of that S word #
• 00:54 sounds foreign RT @VeronikaG I say that since the movie is called 8 ½ women #
• 01:07 "And remember, my tin-plated friend, that a heart is not judged by how much u love, but by how much u are loved by others."–the Wizard of Oz #
• 01:08 that was tweet № 13,000‼ and they said i'd never acomplish anything! #
• 01:10 •@brittfromcle so if it is ur birthday, Happy Birthday! #
• 01:43 •@VeronikaG i guess that's a little foreign. so what is ½ a woman? #
• 12:17 Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003) RT @TheNakedHustler Yo, what's the name of that movie w| nick cannon and christina milian? #
• 12:26 lol! RT @LukeRomyn @ceebee308 Not if I … oh crap, you're right! :)) ↷3ecud.tk #
• 12:28 @claudiajordan twitpic.com/20qy1q - breathtaking! #
• 12:38 you're a nut…no, wait…you're awesome! RT @LukeRomyn I'm sending you lukeisawesome a subliminal message. #
• 12:46 swear words are just words, no big deal #
• 12:49 what's the difference between whose and who's? #
• 12:53 i prefer to use "father" for birth father and "dad" for the one that actually raised the child. thus i don't care for "baby daddy" #
• 12:56 cuz he's selfish & contr olling RT @smashedthehomie Top 6 answers r on th board. "Name a reason why your baby daddy don't like your friends." #
• 13:02 •@MzStarrBurst you really shouldn't let criticism affect you so strongly. acknowledge it and move on #
• 13:04 aw, poor baby RT @SuperCoolTnicki i havent had a period in 7 months and i currently feel like crap. this is not life. #
• 13:06 or when a box pretends to have cereal in it… RT @VariantVal CRAP‼ I hate when my stapler pretends it has staples in it… bitch #
• 13:11 •@VariantVal my former boss would say copy machines would empty of pape r when they saw him coming #
• 13:15 yeah but black bra with white dress is a hot look, no? @MyNeuroticLife ↷ffxfj.tk #
• 13:23 •@VariantVal too bad no stapler is smart enuf to have an "empty" light #
• 13:29 •@MarleeMatlin what's the preferred way to spell Deutschland? in english it's Germany, & the answer to ur question is Brazil #
• 13:33 •@MarleeMatlin phooey, you're a beautiful, healthy woman in fine shape ↷a4dhg.tk #
• 13:45 sounds like an exciting place to work! RT @VariantVal @DyNama they'd get broken from being thrown lol #
• 14:03 Has Twitter fixed replies yet? #fixreplies hastwitterfixedrepliesyet.com/ #
• 14:21 will my cats like soy, almond or rice "milk"? #
• 17:24 Beautiful! (i\'m a fan of ur appearances on tv shows like Castle, Without A Trace, Crossing Jordan) (@sarahjoybrown)yfrog.com/2m52htj #
• 17:30 yoga is just exercise+mysticism, something jazzercise and pilates tried but couldnt achieve #
• 17:32 please don't fall for detox programs, every single one is a scam…simply because there's no such thing as toxins #
• 17:44 Such is the strength of cultural miserabilism today that even the most smile-inducing good news stories can swiftly be turned into… #
• 17:45 …doom-laden tales about the terrible future humanity faces. bit.ly/TVteO #
• 17:49 is there a group that scrupulously lives the "healthy lifestyle"? how about athletes? but do they live longer than the rest of us? no. #
• 18:12 You are only pretending that you convert ignorance to knowledge when you name your ignorance � �God" #
• 18:20 •@susanorlean as Van Johnson said in Brigadoon, in a scene in a crowded bar, "it's not the heat, it's the humanity." #
• 22:18 the wall surrounding East Berlin was 96 miles long #
• 22:59 as reasonable as any RT @itastepaint @DyNama I should start an exercise trend involving chanting monks. Vespercise? Idk. #
• 23:03 •@66Betty for some reason, the advocates think kidneys & livers don't work very well, so they sell diets & enemas to detox #

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