Daily Tweets

• 00:21 Ana still looks nice, @davesib "Sony Ericsson WTA Tour | Photos | Latest Galleries | Gallery | Party Time In London!" is.gd/d00Gu #
• 01:21 saying You're sorry is no apology? RT @futuredirected Nobody apologizes. Almost no one even knows how. @Jamberta #
• 01:34 ♦@futuredirected so saying I'm sorry is actually asking for forgiveness? so then how does one apologize? #
• 01:37 iPhone4 will be at our AT&T store on Thursday in "limited quantities" #
• 01:38 dammit twitter places, i'm nowhere's near Kettering, OH! #
• 02:05 ♦@futuredirected fascinating! everyone says "i'm sorry" but the recipients always look for remorse which is subjective #
• 02:12 ♦@Qangaroo veet ur balls? is that as dirty in Australian as it sounds in American? #
• 02:22 ♦@BuckeyezBest humans are one of the world's true omnivores! we eat everything! @brittfromcle #
• 02:39 there's pickles on my big macs, but what r graduates? RT @brittfromcle @DyNama do you eat pickles or graduates? good stuff @buckeyezbest #
< li>02:44 ♦@brittfromcle ah, i even googled it. i like the strained peas, otherwise i'll pass #
• 02:50 we have a crusade mentality rampant these days. no cause is too minor, no risk too small, to try to get everyone agitated #
• 02:55 ♦@brittfromcle sounds good. now if only i had the guts to go down the baby food aisle #
• 02:58 personally i think plain Chelsea Clinton grew into a fairly attractive woman #
• 03:17 so like what kinds of promises & restitution if, say, ur a cheating spouse? @futuredirected ↷c046p.tk #
• 03:19 Shawn Johnson has some powerful-looking thighs #
• 11:25 yep, i'm back! craved some biscuits & gravy--nom (@ McDonald's) 4sq.com/djdxPJ #
• 11:26 i'm sitting in my car, parked w/engine running, just to enjoy the AC, prob the most expensive AC there is #
• 11:42 i drive a chevy lumina, which cant u-turn in a 40-ft-wide area. my dad considers the turning radius shockingly bad design #
• 11:44 the lumina must have been a popular car considering the № i see on the road more than a decade since manufacturing ceased #
• 11:49 why does the Turn The Tub Around ad for I Cant Believe It's Not Butter look so cheap? #
• 11:51 not only do i not get TV One on my cable, i've never even heard of the channel #
• 12:49 excellent! i might have called it unmarriage RT @futuredirected @DyNama bit.ly/8WYPjB Future-Directed Dispute Resolution #
• 13:00 ♦@futuredirected the general who bad-mouthed his bosses says he's sorry but probably meant every word at the time, how can he apologize? #
• 13:11 ♦@futuredirected isnt fidelity ultimately ne gotiable because there's a difference between love and sex? #
• 13:12 ♦@futuredirected that actually sounds like a terrific job! #
• 14:19 ♦@futuredirected what is the prgm called? marriage mediation? couples counseling? (i didnt alliterate on purpose) #
• 14:21 ♦@AjPegasus is that different from the Xena tv show? i enjoyed the show, have the 1st 2 seasons on dvd #
• 14:24 ♦@futuredirected it seems most observers think 1 can say nasty things & "I'm sorry" makes it all r ight, takes it all back #
• 14:25 ♦@futuredirected but when it's you, you realize "i'm sorry" doesnt undo it at all, it's too easy to just say "sorry" #
• 14:33 ♦@futuredirected catchy names never hurt! commitment many times exists w/o the ceremony #
• 14:45 i like your background of presidents' deficit spending, @JohnD1967 #
• 14:47 the threatened CSPI lawsuit against McDonald's Happy Meal is a clear statement of their philosophy that if it tastes good, it must be bad #
• 14:47 my resistance to doing laundry is becoming pathological #
• 14:49 as of installation 2mrro RT @davesib @DyNama so are you Lion's prez again? #
• 14:51 i vote for having an affair with Nikki Haley! #
• 14:57 if every boss fired employees who disrespected him/her, the unemploymt rate would be much higher #
• 15:05 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. –Dorothy Parker #
• 15:08 ♦@VariantVal all i know about Tasmania i learned from Bugs Bunny cartoons @danmon22 @LukeRomyn @ceebee308 #
• 15:11 ♦@danmon22 i've never read anything Dorothy Parker wrote but have seen her quoted many times, appreciated her wit #
• 15:16 ♦@danmon22 i love that one too! ↷x9gqy.tk #
• 15:17 ♦@danmon22 If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. –Dorothy Parker #
• 15:20 the day about 15yrs ago i discovered flavored coffee creamer, i added 150 calories per day. net weight gain: zero #
• 15:21 ♦@danmon22 hilarious! #
• 15:38 that soccer/football tolerates refs nullifying goals without explanation is just another reason America will never love #worldcup #
• 15:56 ♦@davesib money is available for wd. i've entered the xfer to chking #
• 16:20 personally Lady Gaga strikes me as a new version of Madonna. it's been done. #
• 16:27 phooey on the rage story. the murder of the Peruvian girl was robbery pure & simple #
• 17:20 how active is overactive bladder? #
• 17:21 those pneumatic tubes couldnt actually suck up the Gekko, could they? #
• 17:24 this girlie keyboard does have a delete key, just in a weird spot #
• 21:56 back home after a fun but not interesting Officer Training seminar. caught a ride w/a fellow traveler at 530p #
• 23:14 i won't watch any movie that i hear has toilet or gross-out humor in it #
• 23:20 if any child outgrows a food allergy, s/he probably didnt have an allergy in the first place #
• 23:26 ♦@VeronikaG i thot i might have outgrown poison ivy allergy in my 30s but i suspect i was just better at avoiding it #
• 23:32 ♦@VeronikaG that too :) i like Oreo cookies but they don't like me #
• 23:48 ♦@VeronikaG i guess it's the chocolate, but hershey's chocolate & no-name choc sandwich cookies dont bother me #
• 23:58 that is a terrible one RT @elizapi STINKY STINKY STINKY! HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY! *damn you commercial jingles. #
• 00:01 today's my birthday‼ happy birthday to me‼ #
• 00:01 ♦@katmandelstein happy birth day‼ #
• 00:04 ♦@VariantVal yep, 22…i turned 22 36 years ago today! #
• 00:05 24june is a good day to have been born on! RT @katmandelstein @DyNama Back at ya! Just discovered we share the same birthday ; - ) #

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