Daily Tweets

• 00:07 .@VeronikaG i do too, my blackjack will not get email or surf the net andi have to reboot #
• 00:13 @suzelor twitpic.com/1tpvz0 - i double-dare you to spend the night there! #
• 00:16 Michigan is the only state that bans discrimination on the basis of weight #
• 00:20 oh, hi, QQ RT @QuackityQ Wow tough crowd tonight nobdy happy t see me? #
• 00:37 i do like the go-go dancers behind hiphop singers, but can you picture Fred Astaire dancing like that? #
• 01:34 ↷ycfhl.tk @LHopeD it's so cool to have a fan! #
• 01:38 i've seen this rerun of Medium fairly recently, so i wouldn't watch it again but for a nice scene at the end #
• 13:02 so pink celebs adopting brown babies is becoming a status symbol. will it ever become a status symbol for brown celebs to adopt pink babies? #
• 14:21 sorry but i don't feel much anger towards BP. it was an accident. accidents happen. it'll cost them a $billion. #
• 14:27 ↷81xqw.tk @Synthaetica BP would still rather not spend it on this, and it was still an accident, a kind that hasnt happened in 30yrs #
• 15:32 yep, thanx RT @davesib @DyNama Did you get the email? #
• 15:36 .@Nickdrumr2 privative a, eh? #
• 15:39 .@Nickdrumr2 it was a nice touch. i like knowing what things are called! #
• 15:54 there is a 50 percent chance @DyNama is male gender.twitmarks.com/g.php?username=DyNama #
• 15:57 5th is Saturday here too RT @mindymayhem @Synthaetica what?! Why did I tell myself it was the 5th?! Wait. The 5th is Saturday, here! #stoner #
• 16:16 even several hundred yrs in the future, T'Pol still runs like a girl #
• 16:26 .@mindymayhem sorry for the acquaintence #
• 16:42 .@mindymayhem ate themself to death? u mean he was a fat overeater? #
• 16:45 RT @PinUpMom RT @WTFSexFacts: The term "blow job" comes from the Victorian times where a slang term for a prostitute was "blowsy". #
• 17:00 Star Trek Enterprise was cancelled just before their 100th episode #
• 17:03 .@VariantVal it's amazing how much u sound like ur translating from swedish too when u talk to @LindaKennero ! #
• 17:06 phooey on dangers of cadmium-painted shrek glasses. ur risk would be tiny if u deliberately scraped all the paint off and ate it #
• 17:08 .@VariantVal oh right, i forgot i have my Universal Translator turned on @LindaKennero #
• 17:40 i've always preferred mother/father=birth parents, mom/dad=parents what raised u, so "baby daddy" confuses me for a mo #
• 18:21 .@mindymayhem not to start an argument but i don't actually accept any of that. obesity is nt a disease nor a very good indicator of health #
• 18:28 CBS cancelled Ghost Whisperer & will not air repeats from this season, even tho it regularly won it's time slot :( #
• 18:29 yeah mine's sched for October RT @Nickdrumr2 That last songs going on my phone. Everyone should have a classical moment every now and than. #
• 18:48 .@Nickdrumr2 classical music does frequently put me to sleep! does Metallica w/London Philharmonic count? #
• 18:55 .@mindymayhem it's true, u didnt, i just presumed. was he young? #
• 19:00 .@BurstzLawyer yep she is gorgeous! #
• 19:04 .@Nickdrumr2 an obscure fave of mine, Gino Vannelli, also performed w/London Philharmonic, i call it a rock&roll symphony #
• 19:20 .@Nickdrumr2 that's as close to classical as i get! #
• 19:37 .@Nickdrumr2 i actually can stand classical, much more than opera. i've been in a chorus that sang Beethovan's Ninth #
• 19:42 .@Nickdrumr2 i even saw P.D.Q. Bach performed twice! #
• 21:01 Lewis Black on Comedy Central! i love curmudgeons! #
• 21:05 @AatRB yes just now #
• 21:09 i dont know how old this Lewis Black show is, but he's talking about the 2001 Superbowl Halftime show #
• 21:10 @jenny0101 stand back! #
• 21:18 does the Cisco Valet ad really flash "teens | wireless gambling"? #
• 21:31 that was funny but i think it was pretty old RT @AatRB: @DyNama got it on #
• 21:33 i'm here behind the caution tape! RT @jenny0101: RT @DyNama: @jenny0101 stand back!//Damn right...these are DDDs! #
• 21:39 Spelling Bee champion from Ohio! hoooray Ohio! #
• 21:46 .@GoodGrief71 put a bet on red for me! #
• 21:49 .@octoberthehotti it would be difficult to fill up on salads and veggies #
• 21:51 @danmon22 u have a nice weekend too! #
• 21:55 he followed me by accident! RT @sciencegoddess.. .Because another per son follows mostly women w/dark long hair & brown eyes. Interesting… #
• 22:07 .@Jamberta @MzStarrBurst has ½ a dozen accts, tweets a lot from all of them #
• 22:18 ↷bznzy.tk @octoberthehotti you're too good to be true! i'm eating a Frosty. @KEvilteddybear #
• 22:20 .@Jamberta the nerve of them, enforcing rules #
• 22:54 i bet torture almost never gets the truth out of someone #
• 22:58 please do not use bitch, c***, or whore as a general synonym for all women #
• 23:31 ↷0nwbd.tk @claudiajordan as a middle-age pink guy, i've been too scared to use the word since the OJ trial #

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