Daily Tweets

• 01:19 ouch! RT @godlessgirl Sad my stepsister can't come visit this weekend. she lost her job :/ #
• 02:48 so is the new iPad a full computer or just a big iPhone? #
• 04:30 .@futuredirected thanx. i'm usually an apple-hater but the iPad looks very cool #
• 04:34 .@GoodGrief71 i watched & enjoyed Conan but i like Jay better, better than Dave too. i only watch the monologues, dont care for interviews #
• 04:39 .@QuackityQ if there isnt, there should be. Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one. When you g onna give me some time, Chalupa? #
• 04:46 ♫ Stalemate (with Jamie Hartman) - Joss Stone featuring Jamie Hartman lala.com/zEP7I #
• 04:48 night, twitter #
• 12:17 good afternoon, twitter #
• 12:23 oops, i just dripped some superglue on my stomach #
• 12:31 lol @spacetrucker @DyNama once while attempting 2 repair my reading glasses, I accidently superglued them to my fucking nose #
• 12:34 .@spacetrucker i almost glued my elbow to my stoma ch! #
• 12:41 take a nap? @HereticChick Now that lunch is done, what should I do with the remainder of my afternoon? #
• 12:47 Pres Reagan is credited with cutting taxes, but actually he had given all the taxcuts back & taxes were higher by the time he left office #
• 13:18 hitting the road #
• 14:09 i'm at Office Depot in Milford #
• 14:10 my right eye is burning, something that doesnt happen much since i stopped going to the office #
• 16:11 after a liesurely stroll around Target, i drove a few miles down the road t o Eastgate, which finds me in Office Max #
• 16:14 at Target i found 2-pks of Post-Its like my local Wal-mart has except these have a different color, so i bot all i could find: 9 #
• 16:16 Office Max had pop-up notes in desk-grip boxes for 73c & Samba post-it notes w/a new dark red #
• 17:50 after a nice din-din & a read at White Castle, i'm shopping in Meijers #
• 18:39 a beautiful day to be out. time to go home #
• 18:40 bot a lemon merange pie and Honey Brown Beer at Meijers, both had sale prices #
• 19:16 1 more purchase: gas. it's 6c cheaper in Fayetteville than at home #
• 19:17 @QuackityQ lemon! yum! #
• 19:19 @davesib just saying Reagan's reputation as a tax cutter, which i heard a teapartier say on tv, is undeserved #
• 19:23 to get peacock feathers to sell, do they have to kill the peacock? #
• 20:08 i'm home, found my neighbor sitting outside w/her granddaughter Kenz #
• 20:27 the granddaughter, who's 5, was laffing about the 2 neighbor dogs whose "butts are stuck together" #
• 21:32 don't be fooled. bariatric surgery has significant risks, including *gulp* death #
• 21:35 .@davesib when i heard the mpg story, they conceded it'll raise the cost of a car, just not as much as the $ u'll save on buying less gas #
• 23:26 Well I'm not the world's most masculine man but i would be self-conscious ordering a frappé at McDonalds #
• 23:30 .@jack_carlson being single too, i add it took longer to figure out the parts i *didn't* have to fill out #
• 23:31 .@QuackityQ just the name frappé, too frilly #
• 23:34 .@QuackityQ like, i say i'm not afraid to wear a pink shirt, but i would definitely be self-conscious #
• 23:45 i wonder where the incredibly ignorant notion that anything is causing the next generation's lifespan to be shorter than ours came from #

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