Daily Tweets

• 01:15 .@MzStarrBurst i love clutter! my house is crammed full of my shit #
• 01:25 guess who? #
• 01:27 @DontLuvTheseHos so...i still got one follower? \\yep! #
• 01:28 .@futuredirected busted! #
• 10:16 that's their problem, not urs RT @MzStarrBurst i look too sexy sometimes, and husbands look at me in church. #
• 10:23 i dear you too RT @MzStarrBurst @DyNama goo pooint. #
• 11:02 my Lions Club just called. the 1st VP who's supposed to become Pres in July has decided he'd rather put it off for a year #
• 11:03 they want to know if i, the 2nd VP, would switch with him and be Pres this year rather than next #
• 11:04 .@WongoWoman i suspect he would vote for her! #
• 11:06 the 1st VP and i have both been Pres before, he 4yrs ago, me 13yrs ago (!) #
• 11:09 my Lions Club nicely accommodates my #Atheism, but they worry i'll want to eliminate the invocation #
• 11:09 .@Bruceeverett pleasant dreams #
• 11:11 .@HairySucker yeah, breezy here too, the wind was roaring, i had to look out to see what was going on #
• 11:15 .@expatina i was Pres once before and never thot of eliminating the invocation till they asked me if i was going to! #
• 11:16 .@WongoWoman they've definitely got ur number, but not the rest, if any, in ur household #
• 11:17 .@QuackityQ and you already had your easter bonnet on! #
• 11:19 saw an excellent prgm on PBS, Pedigree Dogs Exposed, revealing the ugly health problems of inbreeding #
• 11:22 .@WongoWoman well the govt wants desperately to know that (btw i chuckle at the nickname Chew Toy every time!) #
• 11:28 1 in 110 children are born w/autism but i've heard the largest part of them will be minor cases and fully functional #
• 11:31 .@expatina i agree it's nutz but it is an opiate for the masses. i wonder why we have the prayer of allegiance b4 baseball games #
• 11:34 .@QuackityQ that's what i heard, it's a generous definition that labels some kids autistic that would hardly be noticeable #
• 11:36 .@QuackityQ but of course the worst cases are very tragic #
• 11:40 .@QuackityQ i was just saying that it is not true that almost 1% of babies born today will lack socializing and cognitive skills (i heard) #
• 11:42 agreed RT @expatina @DyNama Oh, I'd be hard-pressed to choose between religion and nationalism--both pretty nasty in the Book of Expatina. #
• 11:44 new gadget ads on tv make me cringe, they show the klutziest ppl in worst-case scenarios #
• 11:46 let's synchronize our watches! RT @ihuntmidgets I am destroying someones vagina at 5:26pm [est] today. #
• 11:47 .@KarenAlloy what chemicals made her orange? or did i misunderstand? #
• 11:49 .@nuckingfutsmama they drive like that in LA, scared this Ohio driver to death! #
• 11:50 tweet #9,700 at 1149a Sat, check #
• 12:13 .@Jamberta that's so tragic. my condolences to you and to her family. #
• 12:21 .@SelfishMom agreed, BMI is worthless #
• 12:53 a woman who's been inexplicably angry w/me for a yr just called me in an emergency! & she's angry again cuz i wont help w/easter egg hunt #
• 13:26 walking uptown in gale-force winds! #
• 13:41 i'm walking to a farther gas station that charges more w/less variety just for the exercise. dumb. #
• 14:18 @slynnks my pleasure. we haven't got to chat much lately #
• 14:20 so i say i'll start looking for a job in earnest when i get bored... #
• 14:22 but i also acknowledge that i have to go for a walk just 2 get out every once in a while, & i stop 2 talk 2 ppl, dogs, & cats on the way... #
• 14:23 some ppl would say that *is* boredom! #
• 14:31 now that gust of wind just knocked over a 24oz cup of coffee #
• 16:03 well that was weird. i'd be talking on my cell phone and all of a sudden they couldn't hear me talking. i'd have to hang up and redial #
• 16:30 twitpic.com/1cyzpv - twitter fix web replies cap with no preview #
• 16:43 twitpic.com/1cz33f - active twitter scripts #
• 16:57 my mom says not going to my niece's wedding is not an option, and being unemployed and not having any money is no excuse #
• 16:59 ha! RT @briandgregory A friend told me that I never have any original thoughts, of course I agreed with him. #
• 17:01 .@briandgregory a friend told me once that i think too much and i said, well, now that i think about it... #
• 17:18 .@SelfishMom yes, kids may weigh more 2day but the ave child is also 2" taller than they were 4 decades ago. not so sure obesity is a crisis < a href="http://twitter.com/DyNama/statuses/11553457516">#
• 17:52 i despise the accent of the Pledge spokesman #
• 18:40 #shutup cheerios! nobody eats cheerios dry and unsweetened. #
• 18:49 .@SelfishMom i'll look. meanwhile i recommend this paper lnk.in/opptctc2 (my copy) which generally mentions kids being taller #
• 18:52 .@GoodGrief71 more power to u then, but plain dry cheerios arent tasty enuf for me #
• 19:06 .@SelfishMom a blog i read regularly lnk.i n/733h says kids are 1" taller over 40yrs, i hope i havent been misquoting it #
• 19:07 .@GoodGrief71 yuk! #
• 19:31 .@GoodGrief71 yep, Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combination, as Mr Spock used to say #
• 19:38 ...our medical and govtmental authorities never tire of hectoring Americans about their imperfections. --Campos, The Diet Myth #
• 20:07 In other words, "race" is a phony biological concept in much the same way that "obesity" is a phony disease.--Campos, The Diet Myth #

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