Daily Tweets

• 00:22 birds and insects evolved capability of flight independently #
• 11:59 have i said good morning? good morning twitter! #
• 12:01 i had a cigarette when i awoke 8-ish, since then i havent had any while sucking on a snus pouch #
• 12:03 this smokeless spitless tobacco isnt too bad. i dont know if it is curbing nicotine cravings cuz frankly i've never had any for months #
• 12:05 by that i mean the mo i had a nicotine craving i just had a smoke. i'm not too sure that my smoking habit is in fact driven by craving #
• 12:07 .@skwirl42 how ya doing? i read ur health probs yesterday. u feeling any better today? #
• 12:17 .@skwirl42 i too am unemployed, going on 6mo, but the fact is i've done very little in the area of looking for a job #
• 12:19 this snus pouch tastes like tobacco & was also supposed to have a wintergreen flavor. i havent detected a trace of that #
• 12:21 i'm using the snus i put in my mouth around 830a and it still tastes about the same as it did then #
• 12:23 .@skwirl42 why look now? it's a terrible time to be looking for a job, no? #
• 12:25 some snus pouches cost less than cigarettes! i am looking forward to removing it and having a few smokes #
• 12:27 if i start using smokeless spitless tobacco, i imagine i will occasionally leave it in until the pouch starts getting digested #
• 12:29 .@skwirl42 ur a programmer, eh? i've written in BASIC and AutoLISP but i've never mastered any other languages #
• 12:31 better living thru chemistry! RT @Jamberta After a dose of prednisone Jamie's rash is already going away. I LOVE SCIENCE! #
• 12:37 .@skwirl42 when i went to college, the only computer ma jor was mainframe "systems analysis". i played on puta terminals for fun #
• 12:40 .@Leazzel do u chew? i started using tobacco by chewing but havent had a chaw in decades. this snus is "spitless". that's some dream! #
• 12:42 .@elmonte09 thanx for the #FollowAtheistSunday! #
• 12:45 .@skwirl42 i wrote hundreds of prgms in AutoLISP automating tasks in AutoCAD but it's been an avocation not a vocation #
• 12:46 .@skwirl42 what had u planned to major in? i was political science as pre-law < a href="http://twitter.com/DyNama/statuses/12055250111">#
• 12:48 .@Leazzel that is def weird. i'm not sure i've ever seen a girl chew! i agree that the habit is gross #
• 12:51 new followers: respond to my tweets and i'll follow you back :-) #
• 12:53 i'm not sure i'll watch Conan at 11p. i'm a news junkie, i watch 1 local news at 11p and tape another #
• 13:02 if those url shorteners use all 26 upper- & lower-case letters +the 10 digits, the no of urls they can store in 6 digits is 56.8billion #
• 13:04 .@skwirl42 i wrote a short story once, got an A and a C on the same story from 2 different instructors! #
• 13:06 if those url shorteners use all 26 upper- & lower-case letters +the 10 digits, the no of urls they can store in 7 digits is 3.52trillion #
• 13:18 .@Nickdrumr2 a fine for "displaying an item liable to cause harassment, alarm, or distress" could get expensive! #
• 13:38 good thing George Lopez didnt refuse to be pushed back to make room for Conan O'Brien #
• 13:40 .@magical_trevor an "e" would make it a girl's name, justine #
• 13:41 injury is the fate of nearly all exercise fanatics #
• 13:52 "Even when...carefully monitored, the relationship between (food) intake and body weight is weak (Edholm et al, 1955)" #
• 13:53 "There is remarkably little evidence that (people) become fat because they overeat. (Frank, 1993)" #
• 13:54 feed your children "healthy" tasteless fat-free sugar-free salt-free food so they never discover how pleasurable eating can be #
• 13:56 in general, i want to read my news from the internet, not listen to it (podcast) nor watch it (video) #
• 14:15 .@expatina thanx! a #follow shoutout back acha! #
• 14:20 .@DarlaV i say that about "books on tape" too. being read to is not reading a book @_7654_ @snipeyhead #
• 14:25 .@DarlaV @_7654_ @snipeyhead i dont go that far but i love books! #
• 14:27 .@DarlaV indeed i do that too #
• 14:30 in this warmer weather for some reason my cats wont come downstairs with me unless i let their bowls go empty #
• 14:57 how do tea-party ppl know whether they pay enough t axes? #
• 15:05 .@snipeyhead i get carsick reading in cars too. audio books are definitely legit, tho when being read to, i find myself tuning out #
• 15:07 .@snipeyhead yep me too. i have 1 whole bedroom w/nothing but bookshelves+stacks of books everywhere else (i'm a bachelor) #
• 15:11 .@Nickdrumr2 load of tat, eh? sounds like my kind of store! #
• 15:16 i been bothered by partial hearing occlusion in my right ear for several months, perhaps caused by excess wax #
• 15: 17 yest a biker type said use 1 of those squeezy-bulb-things to squirt warm water in. i tried that today & it seems to have helped #
• 15:19 it'll be a big mistake if Tiger doesnt get back on the golf tour now. he may not break all the records he was expected to. #
• 15:22 Sen. Shumer says he's "not that tall--6ft-1"...i wish i were not that tall! #
• 15:23 .@LHopeD cool! i think there were coupons in yesterday's paper #
• 15:24 is that "Ellen" in the Cisco commercials anybody famous? #
• 15:28 HLN reporting on woman who's leaky toilet wasted $1200 worth of water. that happened to me several yrs ago, $300 worth of water+sewer #
• 15:31 .@Lauruhhpalooza Hot Topic got in some new merchandise #
• 15:32 "highly intoxicated due to consumption of alcohol"...so that's how that works #
• 16:01 .@MUAlumniWeekend Ellen Page? cool. the only thing i might see her in so far is X-Men. Kitty Pryde is a fave from the comic books #
• 16:04 .@MUAlumniWeekend i didnt know you were a "real" person! i mean being chatty. class of '74 here #
• 16:23 .@Taby74 good luck with @netfux short.to/21fwf contest. so many of my offline friends won't even let me photograph their faces! #
• 16:28 lol RT @Shoq I just knew Obama was going to give up all our nukes, the second I heard he was born in Kenya. #p2 #potus #
• 17:02 i clicked on a bit.ly link here in twitter and suddenly dozens of duplicate tabs opened in firefox! #
• 17:12 Happy Birthday!!! RT @claudiajordan yoooooooooooo do they make straight jackets in XXL? #
• 17:50 brilliant! RT @WongoWoman After at least 30 seconds of rese arch, I have come to the conclusion that Godzilla ate.... what Godzilla wanted #
• 17:58 .@WongoWoman have u seen a Godzilla movie lately? i havent seen one in years #
• 18:02 .@WongoWoman ah, that's what brought it up. i have a pinup of Eliza Dushku on my desktop #
• 18:06 i'd rather be tri-polar, just sounds nicer #
• 19:47 Demi Moore looks fantastic at 47! not the least reason is her long hair #
• 20:31 i love House! every character is smart! and i obviously don't know how to play Truth Or Dare. #
• 22:38 this PBS show about the Holocaust keeps saying "internment camps". isnt the word "interment"? #
• 23:14 @QualityHillJoy @66Betty ah, thanx, i always get those 2 words mixed up #

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