Daily Tweets

• 01:30 men's fashion is intellectually bankrupt if all they can think of is a white shirt under a suit & tie #
• 10:24 good morning, twitter #
• 10:39 @davesib ok. i have not talked to Mary yet #
• 10:42 @WongoWoman howdy! i see that Flo's hair bothers u. is she wearing one of those hair lifts? #
• 11:29 having a cup of coffee on a bench at the center of town. i've been here a minute & someone already bummed a smoke is.gd/br5bI #
• 12:08 . @WongoWoman the look doesnt bother me, but of course i can't claim to get women's fashion--or fashion in general #
• 12:14 .@WongoWoman lol maybe the look was invented by aliens who DO have an eye there! #
• 12:40 .@WongoWoman HuffPo article referred to her hair as "big-hair bubble do of the '60s" & "her cute-as-a-button retro flip" j.mp/d9bU9I #
• 13:15 i always thot Ft Pierce was bigger than Port St Lucie, this map only shows PSL twitpic.com/1fcims #
• 18:11 .@MyNeuroticLife i have a mild affectation for the number 3 #
• 18:14 my online tax software wants to charge me $60 to prepare my return! #
• 18:21 today the pollen count is 3,200 here in SW Ohio, where a pollen count of 2,000 is considered extremely high #
• 18:25 it sure does! RT @ShortyMcStompy Love love love Star Trek Deep Space Nine. I am worried that makes me a Trekkie. #
• 18:28 correct me if i'm wrong, but most couples cant prove they're legally married. it's not like they get a receipt or certificate, do they? #
• 18:36 .@66Betty do you have a marriage certificate? i dont know anyone who frames it & puts it on the wall #
• 18:47 .@Jamberta does a license prove u are married? does anyone official ever ask to see it? #
• 18:55 .@SuperCoolTnicki oh good, i have a chance then #
• 19:11 lol RT @VariantVal RT @JayLink_ You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. #
• 21:25 .@LHopeD a driver's license says you're allowed to drive, doesn't say you actually do #

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