Daily Tweets

• 00:40 in one study, the people who thought they were very good multitaskers turned out to be the worst #
• 02:30 2 good repeats of Medium on Lifetime this evening, eps i hadn't seen in a while #
• 09:38 .@OTOOLEFAN Zamfir playing the pan flute? #
• 09:45 personally i think i get off cheap. my tax bill was pretty small for the privilege of living here #
• 09:54 Flo the Progressive Woman: ppl getting carried away "happens to me all the time!" i say yes! especially in bed! #
• 10:04 hey, Library of Congress, i go t your search right here! #
• 10:06 git r dun! RT @MzStarrBurst I gotta do my census before I am paying that fine and put on the Terrorist List... #
• 10:12 RIP Benjamin Hooks #
• 10:14 one man's pork barrel spending is another man's jobs project #
• 10:17 Crest Pro-Health toothpaste may be good but i hate it cuz it doesn't foam. i need my foam! #
• 10:25 if Americans could just send in as much tax dollars as they want, i think a significant no would send nothing, and that's sad #
• 10:30 "Taxes are the price we pay for civilized society," --Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. #
• 10:36 in 2008, one third of the tax returns filed got back their entire withholding. #
• 10:38 this year an estimated 52,000,000 tax filers will pay zero in taxes + 15,000,000 workers who dont earn enuf to need to file #
• 10:41 i put interest income of 2 savings accts in my tax return even tho they only earned me 35 cents total for the year #
• 10:51 luv that song! RT @MzStarrBurst *logs off humming Mary J Blige "No More Drama"* #
• 10:55 i still have to fill out and file my city income taxes #
• 10:58 Octomom turned down an offer to pay off her mortgage--$450,000!--as payment for making a porn film #
• 11:17 unemployment in Cape Canaveral is already around 13%; the end of the shuttle prgm may lay off 9,000 more workers #
• 12:05 my sister said (way back in the 70s) B vitamins made her smell RT @VariantVal everyone should start taking B-12 #
• 13:01 walking uptown to hand-deliver my city tax form. i wont get a refund from them cuz it's only 18 cents #
• 13:03 i've had 3 smokes today, i'm 3 smokes short cuz i'm using snus #
• 13:04 @davesib i did tell Mary about the mtg being moved #
• 13:17 now walking to my bank is.gd/bucW5 #
• 13:28 i wonder why some fire stations have the flag at half-mast #
• 13:40 just ran into 1 of my ex-bosses. he tried to engage in pleasant conversation #
• 13:42 i need to find a sugarmommy #
• 14:11 heading to the mall #
• 14:44 now #dontjudgeme for going shopping so often when i'm unemployed #
• 15:00 it's just that i hate aimless walking. that's why my walks uptown always end w/getting a cup of coffee #
• 15:02 so even if the point is exercise, it is not exercise for exercise sake, it has to have a purpose is.gd/buldM #
• 15:03 i can shop pretty cheaply, indeed i don't need to buy something to have a good time. thus mallwalking is my fave exercise #
• 15:21 i am on an austerity prgm. i think i've only bot 1 book in past yr. i've certainly passed up several i know i would've bot in better times #
• 15:31 this office max is bad about not putting prices on things #
• 15:48 they had a few things clearance priced here at office max but i managed to restrain myself w/difficulty is.gd/buoCY #
• 15:49 @reeema unfortunately i have to put some in before i can take some out #
• 15:50 @davesib ah, and i even knew that chief justice moyer had passed away #
• 15:52 @davesib ran in to Eric. we talked about companies still laying off ppl #
• 15:56 @MyNeuroticLife i was just reminded that Ohio's Chief Justice died last we ek #
• 15:59 just put in my 2nd snus 2day, 1st time i've done more than 1 in a day #
• 16:00 @kerrijs i wish! #
• 16:08 i have got the jitters at the mo. dont know whether that's from snuses or the fact i havent eaten anything yet today is.gd/buq0T #
• 16:09 @davesib i dont read as much as i used to #
• 16:22 now i'm walking around my fave office supply store, Office Depot is.gd/buqVd #
• 16:44 luckily everything i coveted on clearance last time at Office Depot is all gone so i didnt have to talk myself out of More #
• 16:47 i walked to the Targett across the street is.gd/busvN #
• 17:11 another thing i'm not buying on austerity prgm is tv shows on dvd. that cld save $$$ as i see lower prices after they've been out 4 a while #
• 17:16 i wonder what this is all about, "firefighter combat challenge" is.gd/buuDy twitpic.com/1fug5n #
• 17:20 i even have a Post-It reusable shopping bag twitpic.com/1f ugyw #
• 17:21 1 more stop on the way home, for a coke slushie #
• 17:33 entering greater cincy traffic at rush hour. terrific. #
• 17:48 a slushie at Speedway is.gd/buwFS #
• 17:48 gas is no cheaper here than at home so i think i'll wait #
• 18:41 i'm home. that was good workout! #
• 19:26 i'm over visiting my lupus neighbor is.gd/buDSO #
• 21:09 our hostess excused herself to go in to make a phone call #
• 22:43 for my 3rd snus of the day, i got a flood of taste that gave me the hiccups! my usual remedies didnt work but they went away by themself #
• 22:46 visited w/my neighbor till 10p. we were joined by 2 other neighbors--mother & daughter arguing--and a neighbor from down the street #
• 22:47 .@Jamberta this is the 1st day i've had more than one, but this one tasted vile for some reason #
• 22:50 the other neighbor showed up just minutes after i referred to her as a butterface *blush* i'm sure she didnt hear me...i think #
• 22:54 my unemploymt benefits didnt start showing up in my chking acct for several weeks after i applied,... #
• 22:59 while i was gather my tax mail, i discovered i'd rec'd 3wks of unemploymt chks on a prepaid credit card! #
• 23:05 .@MzStarrBurst i'm no prize, i shouldnt talk about ppl like that, but they were teasing about fixing me up with her #
• 23:08 .@VariantVal the Library of Congress says they've recorded your demand! #
• 23:20 .@VariantVal nitey nite #
• 23:27 .@oceanchick99 u got the wrong color? #
• 23:29 .@QuackityQ money i didnt know i had anyway. it's like finding some in an old jacket! #
• 23:31 .@WongoWoman my workout was mallwalking. it's the only aimless exercise i enjoy #
• 23:35 now that i know researchers are going to be reading these tweets forever, i should tweet every day that i'm getting ufcked again #
• 23:38 .@WongoWoman i hate walking, jogging, running, treadmilling, cycle-riding, and stairclimbing to nowhere, so i walk a cpl miles shopping #
• 23:40 .@oceanchick99 is ur hair usually fire engine red? that's wild! #
• 23:47 i thought u misspelled discussed RT @BurstzLawyer I'm dying that y'all are RTing that and I spelled disgust wrong!! #
• 23:48 .@Taby74 hey there Taby! #
• 23:50 but now ur out of practice RT @MzStarrBurst Sorry, I did suck balls. EVERY DAY!!!! #
• 23:52 .@Taby74 u know if u lock ur tweets, the Library of Congress won't be able to study them? #
• 00:00 .@Taby74 i just hate the thot of depriving them of the pleasure of ur tweets, 20yrs from now when ppl tweet telepathically #
• 00:03 Kate Gosselin is actually very pretty! #
• 00:05 .@Taby74 luckily i save ur good 1s: As my father always says, my dear, ur kindness and generosity are only overshadowed by your good looks! #

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