Daily Tweets

• 06:27 woke up early, maybe i'll go back to bed #
• 09:57 i did get a little more sleep. the alarm i set for yesterday went off at the same time 2day, as alarms are wont to do. i'll fix that now #
• 10:00 .@expatina a gay character! didnt Archie used 2b a christian comic? not on the newsstand but i think religious ones were issued by churches #
• 10:04 "I always cry at weddings, especially my own" –Humphrey Bogart #
• 10:32 I'm at McDonald's (1474 N High St, Harry Sauner Rd, Hillsboro). 4sq.com/djdxPJ #
• 10:32 I just became the mayor of McDonald's on @foursquare! 4sq.com/djdxPJ #
• 10:32 I just unlocked the "Local" badge on @foursquare! 4sq.com/c2wSuO #
• 10:40 on June 26, 1870, the United States Congress declared Christmas a federal holiday #
• 10:49 mayor of mcdonalds! my mother will be so proud! #
• 10:51 1 of McD regulars is an old guy, can barely walk, has a speech impediment, & wears flannel shirts, yet drives expensive sports cars #
• 10:54 @expatina no i recall reading that Bob Montana, creator of Archie, was devout xian #
• 11:06 @expatina my mistake, i just looked on wikipedia, it says the characters were licensed to a xian comic co, doesnt mention Montana's religion #
• 11:23 @sciencegoddess yep, Einstein's estate should've got an agent like Elvis' and Marilyn's #
• 11:26 @karenlisa my Firefox gets like that. i have to exit FF and end task the FF process #
• 11:28 @MzStarrBurst u can call me "granddaddy" #
• 11:46 @AdrianneCurry yep, the nerds have won respect! whoddathunkit! #
• 11:48 @jodotcom how come he's dissing u like that? i never saw anything like it! #
• 11:55 i was thinking about going shopping 2day, but think i'll wait till 2mrro. i'll go to a mall for #boobquake! #
• 18:49 #timecheck 649p #
• 20:07 Billy Mays controlled about 70% of the infomercial market #
• 20:12 .@QuackityQ ha! need more light to read by? #
• 20:17 .@QuackityQ me too! #
• 20:19 .@QuackityQ as in the old joke, can i do do it just until i need glasses? #
• 20:26 i was given a prize when i was about 11 by my sunday school as the "best student". kind of like the pope giving Henry VIII an award? #
• 20:34 pardon me while i burst into flames #randomsonglyrics #
• 20:37 have my babies! RT @MzStarrBurst Twitter people make me never want to date again. I should go get married and have kids now. #
• 20:43 .@MzStarrBurst yep, smart! i'm a college grad too! #
• 20:47 tell me about it! RT @mskeekee30 RT @ZodiacFacts: #ZodiacFacts #Cancers often find it very hard to say goodbye at the end of a relationship #
• 20:55 my green snuggie is okay but it is full of static electricity and i cant get used to it being open in back. it needs a belt, or velcro #
• 20:56 .@mskeekee30 i am a cancer & i hate letting go! #
• 21:01 .@mskeekee30 yep, i call it collecting, everyone else calls it hoarding #
• 21:05 he must have $$$, tats dont grow on trees! RT @VeronikaG That is beyond sad. RT @d0nvu: My next boyfriend. bit.ly/cwtWOp #
• 21:10 women, please dress immodestly 2mrro for #boobquake …then continue for the rest of the year #
• 21:12 .@QuackityQ taking dogs out, and saving puppies, ur very canine-oriented this eve @GoodGrief71 #
• 21:15 .@TabooLaRossi i almost said continue for the rest of time, then decided i should at least sound reasonable #
• 21:17 i sucked on this Marlboro snus for 3hrs and havent had a cigarette in about 3½ #
• 21:21 i luv sketti! RT @TabooLaRossi @QuackityQ Have fun stormin' the sketti! *waves* #
• 21:23 .@TabooLaRossi we dont know what ordinary ppl wear 300yrs in the future, all we see on star trek is uniforms, which were slightly immodest #
• 21:25 .@TabooLaRossi doing okay, you? planning a trip on a shoestring to Missouri for niece's wedding #
• 21:28 .@GoodGrief71 is that their real names? both a nettle and a bush are plants #
• 21:32 .@TabooLaRossi Seven of Nine's catsuit, and T'Pol's uniform, were delightful w/o being revealing. hubba hubba! #
• 21:33 .@GoodGrief71 cool, a nice coincidence #
• 21:35 .@jodotcom Jane Velez Mitchell observed Spitzer resigned, Gov Sanford didnt, cuz only the former broke the law #
• 21:38 .@Devinple u mean take a belt from a bath robe? good idea! #
• 21:39 .@QuackityQ you mean "bleeping s**t"? #
• 21:43 i want to look up a tweet from @pzmeyers from earlier today but i forget how to spell his name #
• 21:48 .@jodotcom JVM, whom i dont watch & dont usually agree with, said hiring hookers is illegal, and didnt discuss Sanford using govt money #
• 21:51 .@jodotcom Sanford has not been charged & is stiil in office, no? #
• 21:54 .@jodotcom what do you think of prostitution laws? #
• 21:55 .@TabooLaRossi how is @Taby74 these days ? #
• 22:03 .@MyNeuroticLife i wonder what Miss Manners would say? #
• 22:05 .@slynnks ufck 'em, sounds very cool to me #
• 22:08 ah, good, we agree RT @jodotcom RT @DyNama: @jodotcom what do you think of prostitution laws?//Victimless crime - should be legalized. #
• 22:12 .@LilHappyHeathen "If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" –Cardinal Richeleu #
• 22:16 .@LilHappyHeathen The best use of bad wine is to drive away poor relations.–French proverb #

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