Daily Tweets

• 00:09 this is actually the 1st time i've ever watched Kate Gosselin. i've never seen J & K + 8 or DWTS #
• 00:12 there are 2 types of ppl in this world, ppl who finish what they start, and...whatever #
• 00:20 Jay just promised Kate Gosselin a 6-slot toaster, but i found an 8-slot toaster w/a simple web search #
• 00:20 .@BurstzLawyer nitey nite #
• 00:21 .@_PrettyCakes_ out damned spot, out i say! #
• 00:30 .@_PrettyCakes_< /a> that was a Shakespeare quote! #
• 00:34 bite sized RT @MzStarrBurst &lt;-----fun size(d) #
• 00:49 @questlove is on twitter, has 1.3million followers and 16k tweets #
• 00:51 ...but i don't see many replies. for all those tweets he doesnt appear to be very chatty #
• 01:03 .@MzStarrBurst i got a penus but i dont got no money #
• 01:08 .@oceanchick99 and does dark auburn mean anything? #
• < em>01:10 ooo, me! me! RT @smashedthehomie i need to follow more white people. #
• 01:12 .@QuackityQ sweet dreams, QQ #
• 01:16 RT @Qangaroo "hard work" is hardly the defining factor in gaining vast wealth. where r all the filthy rich factory workers? you got lucky #
• 01:18 .@oceanchick99 L'oreal...because you're worth it! #
• 01:21 i've only had 1 slice of pizza to eat today #
• 01:25 .@oceanchick99 that is a nice red! and that's a nice top! nah, 13 0lb is curvy, not fat #
• 01:30 .@oceanchick99 i've seen ur tweets soliciting self-interviews for unanimousmovie.com. i hope ur pix arent lost forever. #
• 01:34 .@oceanchick99 i dont have any type of video recording device, no webcam or camcorder #
• 01:38 .@oceanchick99 my college buddies, class of '74, keep talking about webcams, but we havent got it together yet #
• 01:52 .@oceanchick99 i'll ask around for a camcorder but at the mo i cant think of anyone who has one #
• 02:03 .@oceanchick99 my motto is Do unto others before they do unto you! #
• 02:06 .@QuackityQ i wasnt as clear as i should have been: 1 slice of pizza is all i've had to eat today #
• 02:07 there's no excuse for not eating, i've got food, including a whole leftover pizza #
• 02:09 personally i thibk that church group really was trying to steal children from Haiti #
• 02:09 if you RT someone, is it okay to correct spelling misteaks? #
• 02:13 i cant be lieve ABC and CBS late night have news, NBC has...poker! poker? poker [sic]! #
• 02:13 .@SonOfSamantha nitey nite #
• 02:15 .@_7654_ u mean kidnapping and human trafficking? #
• 02:17 .@glitterplease good night #
• 02:18 .@ZenaFoster good night #
• 02:23 .@Qangaroo play hard to get! #
• 02:24 a Sarah Palin tea party charged $550 admission & was ok (!) but charge $5 for a Sean Hannity tea party & it gets cancelled #
• 02:56 let me get this straight. the wife of the best golfer in the world is angry cuz he went golfing? #
• 09:21 1-1/2yrs ago i got a check for $33 from FTC vs. JK Pub saying i had been defrauded on my credit card back in 1997 & this was judgement #
• 09:24 judgemt against them. some ppl were suspicious & didnt cash the check, i meant to...but forgot. yest i got another chk for $27.68 #
• 09:30 this time i'm going to cash it before it expires. note i dont recall being defrauded & find it hard to believe that i was w/o noticing #
• 09:36 it's official, the 3pk of lighters at Dollar Tree isn't even worth 1 dollar #
• 09:38 the premise of the tea party movement needed debunking and the President did it himself! #
• 09:40 the iPad is just a browser on a computer, it does nothing more & much less than any laptop can do #
• 09:44 Dr Sanjay Gupta all but recommended fat ppl get bariatric surgery out of the country, w/o mentioning the serious risks of the surgery... #
• 09:46 let alone the risks of doing it abroad, nor the sad mind-set that being skinnier is more important than those risks #
• 09:47 .@VariantVal i thank you! the world is a better place! #
• 09:51 twitter says pic storage & link shortening should have been part of twitter all along & it'll B taking that biz back, sorry twitpic & bit.ly #
• 09:53 lol RT @WongoWoman SeaWorld should NOT have a seafood restaurant... #
• 13:11 .@davesib cool! how'd the tea party go? #
• 13:14 .@LHopeD i think the Post-It logo lowers the gayness factor! #
• 13:16 #shutup nutri system-D! any doctor who'd say "u must lose weight or u r going to die" is an ignoramus! #
• 13:18 you cannot cause someone to commit suicide any more than you can make someone rob a bank #
• 13:33 maybe we should use unmanned drones to test flying thru the volcanic ash #
• 13:39 The End of the Obesity Epidemic: Michael Gard demonstrates that the science of obesity remains radically uncertain shar.es/mt9vG #
• 13:41 .@davesib i had forgotten the hours, saw ppl leaving at 630p. how big was the crowd? why'd they ask u to speak? #< /li>
• 13:51 not only will 1 high-fat high-salt high-calorie sandwich NOT kill you, 1 per week will NOT kill you #
• 14:04 thanx! RT @kerrijs #ff @anthonywright69 @Alyssa_Milano @johncusack @taby74 @DyNama #
• 14:11 .@EmReturns oh, like staying longer is a bad thing! #
• 14:14 .@EmReturns but i get what ur saying #
• 14:17 .@EmReturns how're u liking virginia? my bro lives near manassas VA. had u been to US before? #
• 14:21 i'll bet my college buddy @LHopeD d oesnt plan to wear her Ben Roethlisberger jersey any time soon #
• 14:35 .@hpfanpirefire i'm going to do laundry: out damned spot, out i say! #
• 14:47 .@expatina that @DianaInHeaven is funny but who was Jade? #
• 14:50 if Pres Obama can't fly into Poland, how about flying to Italy and driving to Poland? #
• 15:02 .@tsum so it's lighter. my current laptop is lighter than my Osborne but that's not a revolution, or rather both part of the same revolution #
• 15:03 .@andresberdy lol #
• 15:07 .@MyNeuroticLife i didnt know how long. what some russian countries upwind of Poland? maybe fly to Lithuania via Italy--go around ash cloud #
• 15:11 without question the government has no business declaring Days Of Prayer. that is clearly unconstitutional #
• 15:14 she didnt commit suicide cuz she was bullied, she committed suicide cuz she couldn't handle being bullied--not the same thing #
• 15:15 .@tsum oh i love the gateway tablet computers we had at the office, they were great, we ended up w/3 of them #
• 15:17 lol RT @tsum .@DyNama We don't condone bullying ... unless it's OUR country that's doing it to another country :)) #
• 15:22 .@tsum have u heard about the WePad? it's planned to be linux and open source, when they actually build one #
• 15:29 .@EmReturns cute! my neighbor got a single ladybug tattoo just last week! #
• 15:31 .@EmReturns you're just going to have to fly to France then take the Chunnel home #
• 15:39 .@EmReturns i haven't heard why "experts" think air traffic can resume on tuesday. will it eventually run out? what if it smokes for weeks? #
• 16:05 .@expatina ah, i did read about her. she blogged about her cancer or something #
• 16:08 if i had kids, i would have had a family tradition of a glass of wine w/dinner once a week starting about age 5, take away the mystique #
• 16:12 .@LHopeD yep, polish them up! chicken wouldnt raise much money, the Port au Princ KFC would undercut them! #
• 16:22 General Electric paid ZERO income tax to the US govt this year #
• 16:23 .@DarlaV thanx for the #FF, tweetie! #
• 16:25 .@davesib i never did read much at home, so now that i spend so much time at home, my reading suffers #
• 16:29 .@davesib most of my reading was my 2 walks + after work and during dinner out somewhere. now i find i only read when out for dinner :-( #
• 16:32 .@davesib sadly, several times i've found i havent read a page from 1 sunday McD breakfast to the next #
• 16:37 .@davesib i used to rea d while i walked, now i walk to take a break from reading on my computer #
• 16:57 .@davesib who, me? #
• 17:01 .@davesib i think reading books and magazines is important, everyone should make time for it, but i'm not following my own advice #
• 17:03 .@EmReturns it's got to prevent some, maybe not all. i've just known so many who drink at 15 just cuz of the adult allure #
• 17:05 .@AkReality thanx again for the #FF! #
• 17:29 .@EmReturns durn. maybe that shows how important it is to do the science rather than trust my instincts #
• 17:31 .@EmReturns my parents somehow raised 3 kids in the 60's who avoided problems w/alcohol. none of us had more than 1 binge. drugs too. #
• 17:37 .@postitproducts it is so cool that the circumference of earth is an even number of miles! #
• 17:56 personally i don't like using "bitches" as a synonym for "women". it takes a special type of woman to qualify for the word #
• 20:21 #shutup papa john's! "better ingred ients, better pizza" *is* just a slogan. if it's better, it's becuz of the recipe #
• 20:27 "clinically proven" is an undefined phrase. it can mean whatever the advertiser wants it to mean #
• 21:32 lol RT @66Betty The tub and shower are clean. But I want those smug little "scrubbing bubbles" to know that I did all the work. #
• 21:34 thanx! RT @charlene9905 Other good ppl to #FF is @BabySnooks, @DyNama, @lalayu #
• 21:40 *group hug* RT @MrsHotMom I truly love all of my Twitter Friends! You all deserve a big group hug! #
• 22:00 charities named after dead ppl irritate me < a href="http://twitter.com/DyNama/statuses/12317540527">#
• 22:46 .@briandgregory good night #
• 23:06 You know my papa disapproved it, my mama boohooed it #
• 23:12 .@FLNGS "You aren't buying a computer when you buy an iPad, you are buying a 16GB Walmart store shelf that... tumblr.com/xx68pv14k #

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