Daily Tweets

• 02:44 .@WongoWoman i asked a girl what sign she was born under & she said "maternity ward. get lost." #
• 02:53 .@WongoWoman nitey nite #
• 02:55 @claudiajordan twitpic.com/1esjwm - yes, very nyce! #
• 08:24 good morning, twitter #
• 08:32 .@nNomad_ how's it going? #
• 08:36 .@nNomad_ conserva-pu kes <--lol #
• 11:47 @VariantVal how about if i just use velcro? #
• 11:49 lol RT @santasdevil: My motto is "Never say never." Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto. #
• 11:54 looks marvelous! RT @SelfishMom: twitpic.com/1evopg - Cinnamon Monkey Bread. Wow. I'm the best brunch meeting attendee ever #
• 11:56 @ShortyMcStompy ur waiting for someone to bring shoes to try on? #
• 12:00 i do! both the band and the organ RT @VariantVal: ANyone else love Heart? #
• 12:30 RT @MovingToMontana: #Atheist murders his wife &rapes his own kids. Not really, he was an evangelical preacher tinyurl.com/ydmd55s #
• 12:35 done with breakfast at McDonalds--i was there reading & gabbing almost 2hrs! i gave the guy who fixed my pump $20, he says he'll give $5 chg #
• 12:37 Wal-Mart & K-mart are the only general stores in town. if i feel like shopping, those are my only 2 local choices is.gd/bouve #
• 12:40 @ShortyMcStompy i'm a self-serve kind of guy. i almost never let a clerk help me. #
• 12:41 saw a ad for a restaurant called Smokey Bones i've never heard of. i need to find if any are close #
• 12:45 physicists, pls explain why my tire w/slow leak loses air faster in cold weather #
• 12:47 @VariantVal luckily i still remember my knots--like sheep bend & sheep shank--from Boy Scouts (actually Webelos) #
• 12:55 is.gd/bovt7 walking around Wal-Mart #
• 12:57 if in fact one cant use most of the vitamins in so-called "smart water", it aint so smart. #
• 13:48 i'm going to try some of that smokeless spitless tobacco, snus...some time after this cig is.gd/boyCt #
• 13:51 @ShortyMcStompy that's an interesting w ay to prevent shoplifting! hadnt been to a store like that. i've got lots of shoes but all cheap ones #
• 14:51 stopped to talk to my truckdriver neighbor, turned down a beer #
• 14:53 @HairySucker cool, i'll have to check it out #
• 14:56 twitpic.com/1ex48l - beautiful pink flowers, attracting lots of bugs #
• 15:01 i'm charging my phone from AA batteries while i walk w/an iGo charger #
• 15:06 our courthouse, built in 1832, is the oldest continuously-occupied courthouse in Ohio is.gd /boDbM #
• 15:07 twitpic.com/1ex7dx - the courthouse #
• 15:38 i like my women like i like my coffee: sweet, creamy, and wrapped in styrofoam #
• 15:46 @godlessgirl i'm such a good procrastinator, i dont get around to putting things off! #
• 15:52 @QuackityQ will we be able to tell the difference? #
• 15:54 i signed up at #FourSquare #4sq but i wont be using it till it uses the gps on my phone #
• 15:57 it's 75deg here at 4pm #
• 16:00 @milade07 cake is good & good for you. enjoy! #
• 20:06 we cannot prove that fruits & vegetables are good for you! zi.ma/b577eb #
• 20:07 popular belief [is] that childhood physical activity has long-term health benefits. However there is almost no evidence to support this view #
• 20:09 In other words, "race" is a phony biological concept in much the same way that "obesity" is a phony disease.--Campos, The Diet Myth #
• 20:11 going for my 10,000th tw eet! #
• 20:14 why don't we care about science? has science ever shown that kids who eat happy meals are less healthy than kids (cont) tl.gd/l5cgg #
• 20:28 #FriendFollow some of my twitter faves: @VeronikaG @66Betty @Taby74 @WongoWoman @QuackityQ @VariantVal @Jamberta @MzStarrburst @Nickdrumr2 #
• 20:32 .@VeronikaG i'd have never got to 9,987 twets without you all! #
• 20:33 .@Taby74 i looove ur tweets! i want you to tweet more! more! more! #
• 20:36 .@QuackityQ no, thank you! #
• 20:44 .@Jamberta thank you! sorry to hear about Jamie's rash. been there, when i was 10, during poison ivy season #
• 20:50 i judge u to be wonderful! RT @Taby74 I refuse to be judged by you or anyone else. #thatisall #
• 20:52 there is no evidence that adding antioxidants your diet has any beneficial effects whatsoever #
• 21:02 "The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion" Treaty of Tripoli (1797) #
• 21:06 .@TabooLaRossi howdy, Taboo, how's it going? #
• 21:14 .@TabooLaRossi things are not too bad. today was a beautiful day here! #
• 21:18 i made up the word DyNama as the name of a xian symbol i designed back in the 70s. over time it became my nickname tho i'm no longer xian #
• 21:20 Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you. --Dr. Seuss #
• 21:24 "...research continues 2 find no support 4 the popular belief that [we] are less physically active...than in [the] past" j.mp/7RyIm7 #
• 21:27 .@Hanescymru howdy, rich, how's it going? #
• 21:29 tweet #10,000! "Too many mountains and not enough stairs to climb; too many churches and not enough Truth... #
• 21:34 Too many people and not enough eyes to see; too many lives to lead and not enough time." --the Guess Who #
• 21:35 ♪ tinysong.com/2Bn0 ♫ (Undun by The Guess Who) #
• 21:59 .@TabooLaRossi see ya later #
• 22:04 .@AatRB wasnt relativity like 80yrs ago? and we a theists hadnt heard in all this time? #
• 22:07 u don't say! RT @Sexstrology #Sexstrology #Sagittarius is turned on by straight-to-the-point, no-nonsense sex #
• 22:10 .@mskeekee30 pleasant dreams #
• 22:19 whoa, Lunesta, that is one strong butterfly #
• 22:23 what's not to like? RT @slynnks I like my nudist friends a lot. #
• 22:33 "punchdub" is not license to punch me in the arm. u better never! #
• 22:43 GEICO is actually an acronym: Government Employees Insurance C ompany #
• 22:56 GEICO's pneumatic tube ad acts like the gekko has been "working" there for a long time, but actually he only started there in 1999 #
• 23:30 .@MarleeMatlin nitey nite #
• 23:34 .@slynnks good night #
• 23:36 sorry Liberty Mutual, i dont need to see someone doing a good deed in order to be inspired to do one myself #

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